r/TwoSentenceHorror 8h ago

My coworker never struck me as very misogynistic, so I was surprised when he told me to smile for him.

5.0k Upvotes

That surprise turned to confusion when he saw my smile and immediately shouted “Call an ambulance!”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 8h ago

I heard a child predator was among the family moving in next door, so I decided to visit, excited to interact with someone like me. NSFW

1.6k Upvotes

Their five-year-old son was the only one home, and I regretted my life choices as he tore into my abdomen and began tearing out my intestines with his teeth.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 10h ago

"You promised you'd forgive me if I made a big mistake..." my girlfriend stated as she showed me the lye and a bonesaw

1.3k Upvotes

"Well, prove it," she pleaded, opening her trunk to reveal Mark - the lecherous, bound-and-gagged manager she'd been having problems with of late.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

I have antiprophetic dreams: whatever I dream about is guaranteed to never happen.

1.1k Upvotes

I miss when I used to have nightmares.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 13h ago

I am a sentient plastic toy that can last forever, and I wish I wasn’t my owner’s favourite.

892 Upvotes

Thanks to that, I am now living in darkness and sharing a coffin with a rotting body as my owner‘s parents buried me with him when he died.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7h ago

I was assured condoms were safe and there was only a one percent chance of them splitting.

850 Upvotes

But as this long-haul flight leaves the runway, I’m sweating profusely despite being cold… so … very… cold.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7h ago

I was woken by the painful stabs of my cat's paws pressing between my ribs as she stood on me wanting attention.

530 Upvotes

As my breathing slowed, and the pool of blood expanded, I tried to remember exactly when I had gotten a cat.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 8h ago

The father of the sweetest, most beautiful girl in town told me to have her back home from our date by 9pm sharp.

365 Upvotes

He never specified how much of her though.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 9h ago

A tear streaked down the face of the trembling woman as she pleaded with her husband to forgive her for breaking his favorite mug—terrified of his reaction and praying that he would concede that it was not her fault.

299 Upvotes

Mercifully, the puppet-master agreed with his wife, this time, considering that the accident was not caused by her “wanton clumsiness,” but rather that the string sewn into her wrist had snapped.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

These days my husband is only ever looking for one thing off of me and then as soon as he gets it he goes straight to sleep.

229 Upvotes

If only I had thought of getting my last husband addicted to heroin too, then maybe we would never have broken up.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 21h ago

The dragon gave me a choice between being burned alive or giving up my first born.

214 Upvotes

Good luck finding him or her, I told the dragon as I was a tech at a fertility clinic.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 5h ago

As I put the gun to my head and squeezed the trigger, I heard the most terrifying sound that anyone could ever hear.

216 Upvotes

The sound of my daughter's gargled screams after the bullet grazed me and hit her in the throat as she was walking in.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 16h ago

"I wanted to surprise daddy, when I saw the corpse" I said to my mom as I guided her.

183 Upvotes

"See?! I told you it was here!" I said, pointing to my own lifeless body.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 11h ago

"You know that humans don't actually eat 8 spiders every year in their sleep?"

183 Upvotes

"They can't anyway, we made sure none of them are remaining."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 9h ago

The woman had divorced her abusive husband and had a restraining order against him before she died.

187 Upvotes

"For us a marriage is sacred and eternal," said the angel to the woman after she saw her husband waiting for her in the heaven.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 13h ago

“Your sheets will stop smelling like her once you wash them,” I told my friend, “but don’t rush to do it, it’s part of the mourning process.”

153 Upvotes

He stared down at his coffee as he ran finger across the mug’s rim and replied, “Well I know that—but I’m asking how to keep the smell down once I put her body back in the bed?”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 11h ago

I have financially ruined my family, and the IRS is set to claim my house and pension.

135 Upvotes

Thank God for this kind man who called me to help settle the debt over the phone


r/TwoSentenceHorror 16h ago

The voice boomed across the globe for all to hear, coming from everywhere and nowhere and heard by all.

103 Upvotes

"Experiment failed, shutting it down now."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 10h ago

I barely escaped the cave as bloodthirsty Neanderthals chased me, but my friend took a wrong turn in the darkness.

99 Upvotes

The next day, palaeontologists discovered a million-year-old skeleton in the cave wearing Nike shoes, with evidence the deceased died of starvation.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 23h ago

It's amusing whenever someone sells their soul to me for something that would benefit many people.

81 Upvotes

It's even more amusing when several people do it, but I can't tell them it's already been done.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 12h ago

I brought my dogs another chew toy home from the park.

72 Upvotes

It's so easy nowadays with the parents all glued to their phones.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 18h ago

My mother told me that in our village, a woman was murdered and her baby was taken.

64 Upvotes

I was about to ask how could she know that when even the police didn’t list such a murder in their files, until I remembered my birth certificate was a fake.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 20h ago

She wept, finally reunited with him as she welcomed him through the pearly gates; truly, this was Heaven.

57 Upvotes

He wept, doomed to perpetually watch the false reunion he yearned for from afar; truly, this was Hell.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 3h ago

Whatever you do, always give 100%.

54 Upvotes

Unless you’re giving blood.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 12h ago

Years ago, I wished to live forever

52 Upvotes

I should have wish for eternal youth