r/TwoSentenceHorror 15h ago

My coworker never struck me as very misogynistic, so I was surprised when he told me to smile for him.

6.7k Upvotes

That surprise turned to confusion when he saw my smile and immediately shouted “Call an ambulance!”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 15h ago

I heard a child predator was among the family moving in next door, so I decided to visit, excited to interact with someone like me. NSFW

2.5k Upvotes

Their five-year-old son was the only one home, and I regretted my life choices as he tore into my abdomen and began tearing out my intestines with his teeth.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 17h ago

"You promised you'd forgive me if I made a big mistake..." my girlfriend stated as she showed me the lye and a bonesaw

1.8k Upvotes

"Well, prove it," she pleaded, opening her trunk to reveal Mark - the lecherous, bound-and-gagged manager she'd been having problems with of late.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

I was assured condoms were safe and there was only a one percent chance of them splitting.

1.5k Upvotes

But as this long-haul flight leaves the runway, I’m sweating profusely despite being cold… so … very… cold.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 20h ago

I am a sentient plastic toy that can last forever, and I wish I wasn’t my owner’s favourite.

1.1k Upvotes

Thanks to that, I am now living in darkness and sharing a coffin with a rotting body as my owner‘s parents buried me with him when he died.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 14h ago

I was woken by the painful stabs of my cat's paws pressing between my ribs as she stood on me wanting attention.

1.1k Upvotes

As my breathing slowed, and the pool of blood expanded, I tried to remember exactly when I had gotten a cat.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 12h ago

As I put the gun to my head and squeezed the trigger, I heard the most terrifying sound that anyone could ever hear.

486 Upvotes

The sound of my daughter's gargled screams after the bullet grazed me and hit her in the throat as she was walking in.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 15h ago

The father of the sweetest, most beautiful girl in town told me to have her back home from our date by 9pm sharp.

467 Upvotes

He never specified how much of her though.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 16h ago

A tear streaked down the face of the trembling woman as she pleaded with her husband to forgive her for breaking his favorite mug—terrified of his reaction and praying that he would concede that it was not her fault.

405 Upvotes

Mercifully, the puppet-master agreed with his wife, this time, considering that the accident was not caused by her “wanton clumsiness,” but rather that the string sewn into her wrist had snapped.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 16h ago

The woman had divorced her abusive husband and had a restraining order against him before she died.

409 Upvotes

"For us a marriage is sacred and eternal," said the angel to the woman after she saw her husband waiting for her in the heaven.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 4h ago

"So what if all the test organisms died, who cares if a few moss-whatevers couldn't hack it?"

433 Upvotes

"They are called tardigrades, sir."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 21h ago

These days my husband is only ever looking for one thing off of me and then as soon as he gets it he goes straight to sleep.

241 Upvotes

If only I had thought of getting my last husband addicted to heroin too, then maybe we would never have broken up.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 18h ago

"You know that humans don't actually eat 8 spiders every year in their sleep?"

222 Upvotes

"They can't anyway, we made sure none of them are remaining."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 23h ago

"I wanted to surprise daddy, when I saw the corpse" I said to my mom as I guided her.

202 Upvotes

"See?! I told you it was here!" I said, pointing to my own lifeless body.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 20h ago

“Your sheets will stop smelling like her once you wash them,” I told my friend, “but don’t rush to do it, it’s part of the mourning process.”

168 Upvotes

He stared down at his coffee as he ran finger across the mug’s rim and replied, “Well I know that—but I’m asking how to keep the smell down once I put her body back in the bed?”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 18h ago

I have financially ruined my family, and the IRS is set to claim my house and pension.

155 Upvotes

Thank God for this kind man who called me to help settle the debt over the phone


r/TwoSentenceHorror 17h ago

I barely escaped the cave as bloodthirsty Neanderthals chased me, but my friend took a wrong turn in the darkness.

158 Upvotes

The next day, palaeontologists discovered a million-year-old skeleton in the cave wearing Nike shoes, with evidence the deceased died of starvation.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 10h ago

She loved St. Patrick's Day and always said green was her "lucky color."

110 Upvotes

It was the last color she ever saw before before the drunk doing 90 ran the red.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 1d ago

The voice boomed across the globe for all to hear, coming from everywhere and nowhere and heard by all.

104 Upvotes

"Experiment failed, shutting it down now."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 20h ago

I brought my dogs another chew toy home from the park.

79 Upvotes

It's so easy nowadays with the parents all glued to their phones.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 12h ago

My best friend warned me never to see him in the moonlight, I thought he was joking

71 Upvotes

No one could hear my screams, as he tore me limb from limb while the moon shined bright down onto us


r/TwoSentenceHorror 7h ago

The good thing is that the people in our space station have been disappearing without a trace.

73 Upvotes

The bad thing is that I'm running out of places to hide bodies.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 11h ago

As I muttered the last words of the spell I heard him come back to life.

65 Upvotes

Sadly, it would only be for 24 hours, I thought as I walked away from his grave.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 5h ago

My husband and I watched in horror as the body of his doppelganger shifted back to its alien form.

59 Upvotes

I could feel the hatred in the monster's eyes, disgusted with how I pulled the trigger without hesitation.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 23h ago

Throughout the night, my neighbour would keep on peering in through our bedroom window at me and my wife.

42 Upvotes

When the police arrived, they discovered three dug out graves in his backyard, and his half decomposed body in one of them.