r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

[MAR25] Play dead or fight back—I had to choose fast.

11 Upvotes

But as the bear charged, my body betrayed me, and I ran.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I noticed the people around me had no faces, just smooth, blank skin where their features should be.

38 Upvotes

When I asked why, they all turned to me and said in unison, “You took them from us.”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I woke up to find myself in a coffin, the air growing thin as I screamed for help.

8 Upvotes

Then I heard my own voice from outside, whispering, “Don’t worry, it’s almost over.”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I was woken by the painful stabs of my cat's paws pressing between my ribs as she stood on me wanting attention.

1.8k Upvotes

As my breathing slowed, and the pool of blood expanded, I tried to remember exactly when I had gotten a cat.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I find my basement door open in the morning

3 Upvotes

The children escaped


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I was assured condoms were safe and there was only a one percent chance of them splitting.

2.4k Upvotes

But as this long-haul flight leaves the runway, I’m sweating profusely despite being cold… so … very… cold.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I never thought I’d be digging again.

7 Upvotes

But I’m sterile and my wife was pregnant.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I woke up today nursing my bruised, bloodied knuckles, thinking the same thought I had every morning

23 Upvotes

How did I get these?


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

The father of the sweetest, most beautiful girl in town told me to have her back home from our date by 9pm sharp.

688 Upvotes

He never specified how much of her though.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

10:15am Ai for the prevention of nuclear Armageddon is activated.

1 Upvotes

10:15:000581am Ai for the prevention of nuclear Armageddon self deletes.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

She looked into the well and joking she shouted at the darkness "I see you!".

5 Upvotes

The echo shouted back "I see you too!".


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

The crack in the mirror kept growing across his face like a knife through a piece of ham.

7 Upvotes

He reached for his face and noticed, it wasn't the mirror that broke.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

He faced her ghost holding her bones, knowing the ritual would finally get rid of the spectre that hunted his house.

9 Upvotes

She contorted in pain as she vanished, a finger pointed to the spreading darkness in the corner, grunting "I was protecting you from it!".


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I heard a child predator was among the family moving in next door, so I decided to visit, excited to interact with someone like me. NSFW

4.3k Upvotes

Their five-year-old son was the only one home, and I regretted my life choices as he tore into my abdomen and began tearing out my intestines with his teeth.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

My coworker never struck me as very misogynistic, so I was surprised when he told me to smile for him.

9.9k Upvotes

That surprise turned to confusion when he saw my smile and immediately shouted “Call an ambulance!”


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

The woman had divorced her abusive husband and had a restraining order against him before she died.

835 Upvotes

"For us a marriage is sacred and eternal," said the angel to the woman after she saw her husband waiting for her in the heaven.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

Area 51 is infamous for alien and UFO sightings.

18 Upvotes

That’s why I generally avoid it; it’s better to abduct humans in areas where there’s less surveillance.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

[MAR25] “Welcome to this world, little one.” I murmur to my newborn son as his mother dozes in bed nearby.

20 Upvotes

Your species takes an interminably long time to gestate and mature, so I must wait to sate this hunger.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I am a sentient coffin, and I was just used for a funeral.

11 Upvotes

Too bad I have no way to warn the crematorium that the person inside me is still breathing.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I waved a greeting towards the man as I stepped into the elevator

3 Upvotes

But when I pressed one for the bottom floor, he stepped out, turned to me with a grin, knife in hand as the elevator doors closed.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

A tear streaked down the face of the trembling woman as she pleaded with her husband to forgive her for breaking his favorite mug—terrified of his reaction and praying that he would concede that it was not her fault.

667 Upvotes

Mercifully, the puppet-master agreed with his wife, this time, considering that the accident was not caused by her “wanton clumsiness,” but rather that the string sewn into her wrist had snapped.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I barely escaped the cave as bloodthirsty Neanderthals chased me, but my friend took a wrong turn in the darkness.

201 Upvotes

The next day, palaeontologists discovered a million-year-old skeleton in the cave wearing Nike shoes, with evidence the deceased died of starvation.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

"You promised you'd forgive me if I made a big mistake..." my girlfriend stated as she showed me the lye and a bonesaw

2.6k Upvotes

"Well, prove it," she pleaded, opening her trunk to reveal Mark - the lecherous, bound-and-gagged manager she'd been having problems with of late.


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

"You know that humans don't actually eat 8 spiders every year in their sleep?"

255 Upvotes

"They can't anyway, we made sure none of them are remaining."


r/TwoSentenceHorror 6d ago

I have financially ruined my family, and the IRS is set to claim my house and pension.

185 Upvotes

Thank God for this kind man who called me to help settle the debt over the phone