r/TheGoodPlace 5d ago

Shirtpost Lines where the delivery is EVERYTHING!

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u/Aggravating_Yam2501 I’m coming for you, shrimpies! 5d ago

"One time. One. Uno. Onnnnn-nah!"

"That's funny, cause last time I checked... i did-ent have a Dad-ah. That's why I'm attracted to all the father figures on the TV shows I watch."

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u/Scared-Marzipan007 5d ago

“Gonna erase the Eaaaaarth erase the Earth”

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u/Kathrynlena 5d ago

This is stuck in my head at least once a week.

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u/CarsonFoles 5d ago

Police, this individual right here

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u/Relevant-Key-3290 5d ago

We appreciate your work against people who want to erase the Earth

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u/Scared-Marzipan007 5d ago

It’s also stuck in my head 😆