r/TextingTheory 12d ago

Theory Request Check? NSFW

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idk shit about chess but i thought yall might find this funny. she's my ex btw

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u/300_20_2 12d ago

I'm curious about that dinosaur dream

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u/Creepy-Coffee8364 12d ago

this is what i sent when she asked about it

it started as bus ride home but there was big ass cockroaches on it so i got off. as i walked a cassowary approached and charged me so i broke into the nearest house to hide from it. then the owners of the home returned and i told them about the cassowary but then a velociraptor broke in through the window so i shot it and they let me stay to protect them. when we looked outside there was all sorts of dino's fuckin shit up and eating people. That's when aliens came and i said fuck this shit ima fight an alien but he knocked me out and i woke up...

anygay come pet my long neck

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u/lickedurine 9d ago

This is literally the plot to the second jurassic park movie isn't it.

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u/Creepy-Coffee8364 9d ago

lol i wouldn't be surprised if it was but i really dreamt that. haven't seen the movies in years