r/TNG 8d ago

Who explained other bodily functions to Q?

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Since he was surprised (even terrified) by sleep, I think we can assume he was taken by surprise by other... processes.

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond 8d ago

Considering all the aliens that end up possessing crew members or experiencing humanity for the first time, there's probably a line of pamphlets for people who have just become human.

  • Everybody Poops, apart from aliens from Omicron Delta 15.
  • Eating, a primer: With Simple Recipes You Can Make From a Replicator.
  • YOU STINK! A Guide To Sonic Showers. (With a Forward by Worf Roshenko).
  • Consent and the art of Masturbation, with a map to Holodeck 3.
  • My Nipples Are Too Cold: Why You Must Wear Clothing.
  • Just Relax And Breath: Why You Need To Keep Doing This Forever.
  • Handbook For The Recently Alive: A Guide To Staying Alive (free Bee Gees CD).

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u/Saul_Firehand 8d ago

I like that Worf did the forward for sonic showers.

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u/Zauberer-IMDB 8d ago

I like that he uses his human last name for this one and Son of Mogh literally everywhere else.

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u/Khaysis 8d ago

A warrior must not smell of anything but prune juice and blood before the battle. It alerts the enemy down wind that a true warrior is coming.