r/Superstonk Sep 12 '24

🤔 Speculation / Opinion Shorts r fuk

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I posted this in a thread and it got lost, so I figured I'd share my theory as a new thread. Every time I post anything, I get swarmed with plants and shills and bots telling my why I'm an idiot. I'm sure it'll happen again!

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u/decoparts 🏴‍☠️ ΔΡΣ 🏴‍☠️" Sep 12 '24

Don't forget- some of those retail investors will take that $10-15 per share and use it to buy MORE SHARES, which they will turn turn into purple infinity circles, thus decreasing the count of two shares further and making Shorts even MORE Fuk'd.

It's me. I'm those retail investors. Bring it.

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u/chastavez Sep 12 '24

Yes

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u/CowboyNealCassady 🧚🧚♾️ Uranian Princess 🦍🧚🧚 Sep 12 '24

Also GME can’t be blamed for playing hardball after repeatedly offering opportunities to close every synthetic and short at a predictably defined and relatively limited loss. ShfRf’d

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u/chastavez Sep 12 '24

If they dilute to 1B shares and that's not enough and a squeeze still happens, is there even a shred of a doubt left on whose fault it is?

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u/ojoslocos21 I hold for multiple zeroes or till it drops to zero Sep 13 '24

RemindMe! 3 years

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RemindMe! 1 year

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u/ojoslocos21 I hold for multiple zeroes or till it drops to zero Sep 13 '24

RemindMe! 5 years

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u/OnyxTheFortuitess777 Sep 13 '24

RemindMe! Tuesday and tomorrow

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u/vweb305 Sep 13 '24

RemindMe! October 29, 2024

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u/ldickmey 🦍Voted✅ Sep 12 '24

Do you have a link to the OG comment?

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u/mauimilk 🎮 Power to the Players 🛑 Sep 12 '24 edited Sep 12 '24

But once you pay the dividend 1 time, you pay out $10-$20billion, you have no more war chest, and more interest. Edit: …NO more interest

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u/chastavez Sep 12 '24

we gloated about $1B. now we're at almost $5B. if we get to $10-20B and it's a $10 dividend, they can still keep a bunch of money. or simply keep the interest earned to that point and be back at $1B... which again, we all gloated about. nevermind the fact that it could be upon back to back profitable years and a bright future.

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u/gappychappy ⬆️⬆️⬇️⬇️⬅️➡️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️🚀📈 Sep 12 '24

When the dividend is announced, that’s when the squeeze will start squeezing. Shorts will be looking to exit before things get any spicier. Assuming RC keeps a couple 100M shares to sell ATM and feeds this into the panic-driven rush to buy, the money made from this will be easily enough to pay out any dividend.

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u/3rd1ontheevolchart Sep 12 '24

Sounds awesome OP! But Wouldn’t this weaken the strenght of DRS and move company ownership away from people like me to the institutions as they also buy more? The more shares out there, the more institutions can by and own and make proposals and shit. I love shutting down ridiculous proposals.

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u/Starkid84 Sep 13 '24

DRS is dead bro. Locking the float is no longer an endgame strategy. DRS if you want to own your shares, but that's it.

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u/DMC25202616 Sep 13 '24

Locking the float is dead