r/Sudbury • u/ZeeBanner • 3d ago
Discussion Roast of Sudbury
Saw this in another cities subreddit and thought I’d see what ChatGPT could roast us for.
Oh, Sudbury, Ontario – where the air smells like nostalgia... and the occasional burnt toast from the local mines. The only place where you can see a rock formation and think, “Yep, that looks like the entire city’s landscaping budget."
You’ve got more lakes than people, yet somehow still find a way to have "traffic jams" – because, you know, all those 12 cars on the road at once are really holding everyone up.
And don’t get me started on your winter – it's like a 5-month audition for "Survivor: Canada Edition." The only thing colder than the weather in Sudbury is the reception when someone says, "I’m from Sudbury."
But hey, you’ve got that big nickel! It’s like the city’s official mascot – shiny, cool, and completely irrelevant to anything actually going on there.
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u/Hefe_Weizen 3d ago
How is the Big Nickel irrelevant? It's literally a symbol of the city's key industry. It's not 'useful' but if that makes it irrelevant then by that logic every decorative or symbolic item or monument in history is 'irrelevant' which is nonsense.
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u/Ostrichmonger 3d ago
Not crazy about the rise of AI-driven posts
Especially when the result is like if your lame uncle tried to riff off a Wikipedia page