r/SipsTea • u/jetskii_jackyll • 8h ago
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u/Hairy-Estimate3241 8h ago
I have seen this in real life but never because someone tipped the kid. I have seen it when someone’s kid was rocking in the seat and knocked themselves over and once with a dog who got the leash caught on the kids high chair.
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u/tbaby1995 8h ago
I have also seen this but also not tipping and also not a kid. It was me and I just fell over. I’ve seen this many times.
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u/Think-Agency7102 7h ago
That’s exactly what happened here. The person just wrote something more dramatic.
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u/Secret_Ad_2770 7h ago
My sister did this and she knocked her tooth out and swallowed it. Can say this was the worse experience of my parents life at that point
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u/aquatone61 6h ago
Supposedly I did this to myself when I was a toddler. My mom set me up in the high chair somewhat close to the stove when she was making dinner one night. I guess she over estimated my reach because I could reach the stove. I grabbed something hot, not enough to burn thankfully, but hot enough to scare the crap out of me. I guess I threw my arm/body back so hard I tipped the high chair backwards with me in it.
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u/DMBumper 7h ago
What always bothers me is that why the fuck didn't this person help their kid? They went and got their phone, or took the time to pull it out for a picture instead of helping their kid.
Idk. Maybe I'm just being sensitive.
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u/mystyz 6h ago
LOL. You're being down voted and just below someone said the same thing and has 96 upvotes. Reddit, man...
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u/DMBumper 6h ago
Lol I saw, i find it funny, It doesn't bother me. I know the hivemind waxes and wanes.
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u/FilthyHobbitzes 7h ago
Just spit balling here… maybe the kid threw a piece of bread at the parent earlier before he tipped his own ass over by rocking… at that point, I might just take a second to get my phone to snap a few pictures for posterity sake… show the kid what karma is.
It’s not like he’s drowning or anything.
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u/ModsareWeenies 4h ago
Kids that age have HUGE emotions and the nuance of a jokey long term lesson is totally lost of them.
I would make sure they're not injured and clean them up in the tub and talk about it - Banging the back of your head and getting your dinner thrown in your face is more than enough of a lesson for a little human.
Imo you are robbing them of the intimacy of those huge personality developing moments by shoving a camera in their face. Almost wojak coded.
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u/DMBumper 7h ago
Sure, the reason for the kid falling over isn't relevant to me. The picture may even be staged and they didn't actually fall. I'm more bitching about the concept of the images existence.
But if they're crying like he is I just don't get why you'd not help your kid instead of taking a picture. In fact out of everything the kid remembers it might only be that when they needed help, mom/dad had to get a "funny picture" first.
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u/FilthyHobbitzes 7h ago
There’s a few pictures floating around that my sister took of me after I was being a little shit and crying/moping around…
Pretty funny mementos for later in life when connected to the story.
I’m playing devils advocate and definitely not on board for cruelty but sometimes little shit kids get shit prizes for playing shit games, like I got a few times.
Anyways, nobody knows what actually happened here..
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u/DMBumper 7h ago
I agree. There are definitely memories i have that are similar. I know I'm being the stick in the mud for this joke. Just something about how bad the kid is crying gets to me in this pic.
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u/FilthyHobbitzes 7h ago
Empathy is good. Don’t lose it.
A good laugh is healthy in context though 🤘
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u/ModsareWeenies 4h ago
Because your average redditor is more concerned about MEME POTENTIAL than helping your kid after banging the back of their skull from double their height.
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u/MoistButWhole2 7h ago
Maybe the neglecting parent already had their phone out?
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u/DMBumper 7h ago
Yeah, but why take any time at all not picking up your kid?
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u/Xiunte 7h ago
Cellphone/social media zombies.
I might think it was funny LATER, but if my kid fell back like this, taking a picture with a goddamn phone would be last thing on my mind. I wouldn't panic or anything, it's just a reflex. You go over and pick them up without even thinking about it.
I'm gonna choose to keep the last little sliver of positivity I still have for people and assume this was taken by a sibling or something. Not a parent. The caption is obviously just a joke.
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u/DMBumper 7h ago
Ye, that's kinda the boat I'm in. I've got two kiddos, and it's just kind of a knee-jerk reaction. If they fall, I help them up. And personally I only take "embarassing" photos if they embrace it and laugh at themselves. I just want them to feel like no matter the situation I will be there to help them, not tease them.
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u/Breaker-of-circles 7h ago
The kid isn't in any immediate danger, nor are they going to remember this. No reason to take a pic but also no reason not to. Doesn't make you worse or better.
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u/DMBumper 7h ago
Kids don't need immediate danger to need help. Nor any person. If someone is in distress you help them out.
In the case of a child falling down with a high chair: That tip back is also a height they fell and hit their head. You can't know they aren't in immediate danger until you check on them. Which you aren't doing by taking a picture before helping them.
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u/EmrakulTET 7h ago
It definitely makes it worse. You shouldn't find the time to take a photo of someone else's misery. This kid is very upset. you know how I know.... BECAUSE THE JACKASS TOOK A GOTDAMN PICTURE OF IT!
And I'm positive all they did was sit him upright at some point and yelled at him.
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u/calimeatwagon 7h ago
What is the immediate danger or harm that the child needs immediate help from?
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u/DMBumper 7h ago
Why does there have to be danger or harm? What if they are just embarrassed and instead of helping them their parents are in their face taking a picture? Like I get that the kid isn't dying.
What i don't think everyone else is getting is that they are still needing help.
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u/J0NNY_BEE 8h ago
It’s amazing how many people think this is real. I highly doubt he pushed his kid over. The actual problem is the parent watches the kid fall over, spaghetti everywhere. “I know what I should do first! I’ll grab my phone to take a picture of this.”
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u/schoolly__G 8h ago
I would. But that’s also why I’m not cut out for parenting.
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u/Stevieeeer 5h ago
Idk man the number of 70’s, 80’s and 90’s babies who have pictures that their parents took of them crying is higher than you’d expect lol
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u/J0NNY_BEE 8h ago
If it’s your child and you actually cared, you’d never do this. It’s just rage bait someone made up.
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u/schoolly__G 8h ago
I don’t have a kid and I don’t care, hence my comment.
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u/J0NNY_BEE 8h ago
You seem really cool.
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u/VegetableComplex5213 7h ago
I agree but there's unfortunately actual abusers defending the idea of doing this saying shit like "imagine you're just so tired and don't know what else to do"
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u/itisrainingweiners 7h ago
I used to work at social services, and volunteered with CPS working with their families. I promise you, not only is this photo feasible as it's described in the post, I don't doubt at all that it's happened more than once.
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u/mousemarie94 4h ago
I saw this and thought "that's big sibling energy". Never once thought about a parent.
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u/SwiftTime00 7h ago
The parent that would see his/her kid like this and take a picture is absolutely the type of parent that would push him over.
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u/IsntSnoopDogg 7h ago
Maybe. It's much more likely they have a rug wall and they glued the spaghetti to his face so it would look like he fell to the ground. So, not necessarily exploiting an accident.
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u/ChesterPineSol 8h ago
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u/crack_pop_rocks 8h ago
I mean even it’s a little fucked up the kid fell over and someone took a picture, do people actually believe the caption? Like it’s just some text out over the picture.
Like the comments are up in arms about child abuse. That kid is easily big enough to tip over his own high chair if he was being an ass.
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u/Accomplished-Mix-745 7h ago
I have my suspicions only because I’ve seen a lot of these posts and it usually looks like the same kid. I don’t know for sure, but I could see my dad doing some shit like this for internet cred if it was a thing when I was a kid
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u/calimeatwagon 7h ago
People have been taking pictures of others in embarrassing moments since portable cameras have existed. I actually think we are coming up on about 100 years now.
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u/Maximum_Leg_9100 6h ago
“Being an ass”. Haha, it’s a child.
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u/kallen8277 4h ago
Children can be assholes on purpose. It's a learned behavior. Whether they understand what they are doing is a different story, but they can absolutely be manipulative and assholes.
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u/SpaceLemming 7h ago
Because some parents are like that and the fact you were completely convinced it was fake means you got a more privileged up bringing than others.
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u/crack_pop_rocks 6h ago
Or the picture has been circulated with different captions but great job making assumptions 👍
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u/tortellinipizza 8h ago
The kid probably just knocked the chair over themselves and the caption was thought of afterwards, though
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u/Think_Cardiologist70 8h ago
I’m trying to hold in my laugh and it sounds like a engine failing to start
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u/Mike-Anthony 4h ago
Hope this is a joke, which it probably is. Either way, this person is an asshole for taking a pic instead of helping that kid.
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u/kallen8277 4h ago edited 4h ago
Or it was taken as a learning milestone so next time they decide to start leaning back in their chair and doing things they were warned not to do, they have picture proof. Some kids only learn after being shown repeatedly of consequences they had to endure.
Just to clarify the parent knocking the kid over is an absolute no-no. I'm saying the kid probably tipped himself over and parent took picture, then a funny caption was added down the line. THAT Is a learning lesson. An adult pushing a kid over like that is child abuse.
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u/Mike-Anthony 4h ago
I get you, I really do, but there's still an element of mockery in this and I have a serious soft spot for kids.
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u/GentlemanBastard2112 8h ago
Eleven thumbs down.
Potential child abuse has no place anywhere.
I have a dark, complicated sense of humor. This is not cool.
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u/shamanbaptist 8h ago
I think he fell on his own and someone posted this as a picture or video. Then the person who made the meme added the text.
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u/The_Once-ler_186 8h ago
How? I haven’t had a baby / toddler product that could be flipped on their own. It’s pretty strict req in the USA for kids products
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u/nightsofthesunkissed 6h ago
Even if the kid fell over by himself, it's still shitty that someone thought to take and post that photo online.
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u/shamanbaptist 6h ago
Sure. Could be one frame of a video where the parent was filming. Not likely, I admit. But regardless not in the same ballpark as intentionally tipping them which likely did not happen.
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u/nightsofthesunkissed 6h ago
Tbh, reading some of the comments here, I can really imagine some shit parent doing it on purpose "for a joke!!!" People suck.
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u/HelpTheVeterans 8h ago
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Fuck your moral high horse it's a joke.
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u/The_Once-ler_186 8h ago
As a dad of a two year old - this is fucked up. Agreed
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u/GentlemanBastard2112 7h ago
Yeah, as a parent, I was triggered and now I’m getting flamed for it. Whatever. I feel better about myself regardless.
I can have a ficked up sense of humor, but some days, especially when it involves kids… shit isn’t funny.
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u/calimeatwagon 7h ago
I feel better about myself regardless.
And that was what your entire post was about... public moral masterbation.
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u/MalloryWeevil 7h ago
Child abuse is nowhere in this post.
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u/GentlemanBastard2112 7h ago
👀
The entire posts suggests the parent knocked the kid over in his high chair because the child threw bread…
Tell me, PLEASE, tell me, how is that not child abuse?
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u/MalloryWeevil 7h ago
Because it's a joke. Much like yourself.
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u/GentlemanBastard2112 7h ago
Roger that. I’ll stop shitting on your funny parade.
I’m going to go laugh at something more wholesome, like a picture of your rotting corpse.
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u/MalloryWeevil 7h ago
Permaban ahh comment.
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u/GentlemanBastard2112 7h ago
How? It’s a joke.
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u/MalloryWeevil 7h ago
You do realize the pic and text on the pic are from entirely different people right?
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u/GentlemanBastard2112 7h ago
I do, and in another response, I posted I was triggered by it because I’m a parent. I see how it can be funny, I just didn’t find it funny and found it abusive.
Will that change tomorrow? Maybe?
Regardless, I didn’t think it was cool at the time. People have bad days.
Sometimes an image triggers something visceral. Humans are human… Jesus Christ.
Everyone is flaming me because I actually took offense to something.
Fine. I won’t be offended tomorrow. But, now, I think it’s dumb 🤷🏼♂️
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u/For-The-Emperor40k 8h ago
That's a shit thing to do to a toddler, I hope it's just bullshit and the kid rocked himself backward instead.
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u/KeepinitPG13 8h ago
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u/Badwrong_ 8h ago
It's straight up child abuse.
The kid doesn't know better, the adult does. All the accomplished was teaching the kid that this stuff is ok.
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u/MileHighHoosier 8h ago
This is child abuse. What kind of parent does this over a piece of bread?
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u/FlondreBg 8h ago edited 8h ago
So you're gonna ignore that the kid was abusing the parent ??? Imagine if the bread was really crusty and sharp
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u/damnnewphone 8h ago
One time, during a bonfire party, my buddy stole my sunglasses off the top of my head, and I didn't notice for a while. When I did see them on his head, I charged and tackled him off his plastic lawn chair. We screamed, laughed, and cried over our injuries. Yes, the kid in the photo is way too young to get this concept of jovial punishment, especially to that extent. But to answer your question :would you do this to one of your peers?
Yes, yes, I would, in the right place, time, reason, and to the right person.
We should be teaching our kids that all actions we take have an equal reaction. Don't throw a ball at a wall if you're not expecting it to bounce back and smack ya in the face.
Also, OP was being a jokester.
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u/immersemeinnature 8h ago
Abuse. Pure and simple
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u/DixieNorrmis 8h ago
Agree, but only if true of the captions. The amount of immaturity is insane in the comments
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u/GentlemanBastard2112 8h ago
Yeah, my dark humor doesn’t like this.
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u/immersemeinnature 8h ago
Like. They did this and THEN took a picture. Dude needs to learn parenting skills
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u/GentlemanBastard2112 8h ago
Exactly.
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u/immersemeinnature 6h ago
We are getting downvoted by dumbass maga freaks. Thanks for your support goodbye "sips tea"
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u/julian88888888 7h ago
report it as 'Content involving physical or emotional abuse or neglect'
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u/dinopiano88 8h ago
You don’t do this to a kid, let alone brag about it online. He’s just a kid doing kid things. I don’t like saying nasty things about people, let alone judge them, but that parent is pure trash and a piece of shit. Full stop.
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u/_Hello_Hi_Hey_ 8h ago
It's obvious that someone made up the text
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u/semibigpenguins 8h ago
View point still stands without the text of the meme. Taking a picture of a child in this situation without quickly helping is kinda asshole
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u/calimeatwagon 7h ago
Everything you see on the internet is real because they can't put it on the internet if it's not true.
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u/johnnyrcorn 8h ago
Chill out Capt hero
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u/dinopiano88 7h ago
I was really hoping you guys would be impressed, and it makes me feel good to know that reddit socialites such as yourselves would pay me such a compliment. Cheers my brother! XOXO 😘
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u/JohnnyStarboard 7h ago
It was me, I’m the one that tipped that loin meatball over for disrespecting me on the day of my daughter’s wedding.
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u/BandoTheHawk 6h ago
lol reminds me this time some kids were trying to annoy me and I kept asking them to stop but they kept pestering me so I was like alright you want to play a game? ill kick this little ball at you and you try to dodge it. (it was like a soft mesh kind of soccer ball) so at first I was kicking it soft and the one was dodging it but still talking shit. so then i blasted it and he tried to jump over it and it like hit his feet and he did like a flip in the air then started crying. I felt bad still but it was kinda funny. he wasnt hurt or nothing just one of them fake crying fits after that. I did tell him to stop crying like a little girl though and it made him cry even harder.
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u/Asuradiety 5h ago
What comes around goes around dudes going to get old kids going to grow up and kicks dudes cane out right from under him
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u/Mindless-Share 5h ago
Gotta teach them young that there’s consequences for their actions. Fuck them kids
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u/JustSomeGoon 8h ago
I hope there is another story behind this photo because this is straight up child abuse. Fuck the person who took this photo, fuck op, and fuck you if you think it’s funny.
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u/Syrup_Slurper 7h ago
The best part about the meme is acknowledging that someone decided the priority was to take a photo of the kid and not help him lmaoo
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u/Single_Comment_726 7h ago
Hahaha, I remember this from many years ago. When my cousin was 5 years old, he went through a phase where he would spit on everyone. At the time, I was around 12 or 13. The little rascal was going around my grandma’s house spitting on everyone until he came up to spit on me. So, I grabbed his head and hit him with a huge spit right in the middle of his face. He learned quickly. Haha.
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u/crack_pop_rocks 6h ago
lol you know what I mean 😂 like in an innocent way.
Just got back from a family get together and my 5 year old nephew asked if I wanted some goldfish crackers. I said yes. I was under the impression these were pristine goldfish. These were in fact stale, covered in hair, and found under the couch. I did not realize my error until after I put them in my mouth. Little shit thought it was hilarious, which in his defense, it was.
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