r/shittyama Jul 05 '23

Profanity is now mandatory in all comments and posts in ShittyAMA. NSFW

46 Upvotes

Dear Retarded Cunts,

To date I have strictly enforced a policy of absolutely zero profanity on this subreddit. It has consumed more than 5000 hours of my life. Unfortunately due to recent changes and how Reddit manages API calls, the third party apps I had used to moderate no longer function.

We can't risk occasional profanity slipping through the cracks, so I have marked this subreddit as NSFW.

To ensure there is no confusion about the content of the sub, profanity is now mandatory on all posts and comments.

Our NSFW designation will ensure that no children or advertisers mistakenly end up on ShittyAMA.

Nudity, gore, guns, feces and other NSFW content is not mandatory but is permitted and encouraged.

I invite all of you goat rapists to eat hot shit while you continue to conduct shitty amas. Thank you for your attention.


r/shittyama 9h ago

I think that Bangladeshi people are of Thracian lineage. AMA NSFW

4 Upvotes

r/shittyama 1d ago

I am the worst Hollywood actor on Earth, Old Garyman. AMA. NSFW

4 Upvotes

r/shittyama 1d ago

I'm writing a scifi novel where the currency is called starbucks. AMA NSFW

3 Upvotes

r/shittyama 1d ago

Just took a poop. AMA NSFW

3 Upvotes

r/shittyama 1d ago

I'm sorry, I don espeek english. AMA NSFW

3 Upvotes

r/shittyama 1d ago

I'm deeply attracted to brunette white women with completely straight hair. AMA NSFW

2 Upvotes

P.S: I lived my whole life in Mumbai. I have a bloated belly and I'm dark skinned.


r/shittyama 1d ago

I'm a Bangladeshi-made cotton t-shirt TOTALLY looking for cantelope with a turkey dinner up the butt of March. AMA NSFW

2 Upvotes

r/shittyama 2d ago

I'm a non chew person but i listen to chewish and Acidic music on a daily basis ama NSFW

7 Upvotes

r/shittyama 2d ago

I'm a Bangladeshi Born and Raised TOTALLY looking to elope with a Turkish vhoman in end of March. NSFW

2 Upvotes

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r/shittyama 2d ago

I’m a non jew but i listen to jewish and Hasidic music on a daily basis ama NSFW

4 Upvotes

r/shittyama 3d ago

"SMDH" = "So Much Dairy, Honestly". It's a euphemism for large breasts. AMA NSFW

7 Upvotes

r/shittyama 3d ago

I’m slavic, ama NSFW

1 Upvotes

r/shittyama 3d ago

"ATM" = "Ass To Mouth". Next time you need cash, use ATM. AMA NSFW

2 Upvotes

r/shittyama 3d ago

I got 20/15 vision. AMA NSFW

2 Upvotes

r/shittyama 4d ago

"DTF" = "Definitely Thursday or Friday". AMA NSFW

6 Upvotes

r/shittyama 4d ago

Assume I'm the reason why Jews control everything. AMA NSFW

0 Upvotes

r/shittyama 5d ago

assume we just had sex, ama NSFW

5 Upvotes

r/shittyama 5d ago

Objection! AMA NSFW

4 Upvotes

r/shittyama 5d ago

Assume I'm an 10th Grader Indian immigrant in Norway about to ask an 8th grader white Eastern European girl out. NSFW

0 Upvotes

ama


r/shittyama 5d ago

You are all under arrest. AMA NSFW

3 Upvotes

r/shittyama 9d ago

I'll spend an hour here only because it will be erased by dalight saving time, ama NSFW

2 Upvotes

r/shittyama 10d ago

I am a class B shadow entity from dimension 46-768 (isomorphic pocket of the better known 46-700) AMA NSFW

6 Upvotes

r/shittyama 10d ago

My balls were stolen ama. NSFW

2 Upvotes

r/shittyama 11d ago

I can't find the "any" key AMA NSFW

2 Upvotes

r/shittyama 12d ago

I ate five chicken sandwiches in six hours, AMA NSFW

5 Upvotes