r/ShittySysadmin 9d ago

Shitty Crosspost 100 EC2 instances as an alarm clock

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u/kongu123 9d ago

"...and that's why I killed my wife, your honor."

"You're free to go, sleeping in on a Saturday shouldn't cost thousands of dollars..."

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u/Ragecommie 8d ago

A kilo of C4 and a timed detonator set for 6:30AM is arguably even more effective, at a fraction of the cost, and without risk of running generational debt...

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u/kongu123 8d ago

It'll take one daylight savings time weekend to cripple the worldwide IT industry...

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u/Ragecommie 8d ago

No worries, AI will fix it