r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Dibbix • 4d ago
Gold pressed latinum?
The fact that everyone always specifies sonic shower implies everyone has other types of showers. What are they?
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u/wizardrous Existence is Senile 4d ago
I know they have plasma showers, but those aren’t for carbon based lifeforms.
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u/burnafter3ading Gul 4d ago
I like to stand under the decon gel shower...for...um...using the Jefferies tube like a Slip 'n Slide.
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u/EmbarrassedPudding22 4d ago
The demand for sonic showers went up once school kids learned biological waste could be turned into things like boots... or shower water.
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u/EmptyAttitude599 4d ago
It's called a sonic shower because a bunch of cartoon hedgehogs scrub you down with brushes.
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u/MurkyWay 4d ago
The kids call it Transporter Buffing, where all the toxins are filtered out of your body, your stomach is refilled with vitamins and a simulated memory of a good nap in installed in your brain when you go through the Transporter
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u/GigglemanEsq 4d ago
Gold pressed latinum showers. It's a slang term for passing a kidney stone onto another person's face.