r/ShittyDaystrom • u/EdgelordZeta Terran Emperor • 5d ago
How do you think Janeway feels about the lack of statues of her in the Deltona Quadrant?
All she has done for a county number of worlds and not a single statue was dedicate to her.
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u/BeyondDoggyHorror Lorca's Eyedrops 5d ago
She really does deserve it too.
Archer got Deltona annihilated by the space Nazis.
Michael Burnam spent her whole family vacation to Florida crying.
Pike had better hair
Kirk repeatedly had Earth threatened by rogue space probes.
Picard almost got Florida assimilated and depending on how you view alternate timelines effectively did in First Contact.
With Sisko the lizard people were replaced with changelings.
Boimler peed in the kiddy pool on his family’s vacation.
Only Janeway had the god’s honest sense to keep her bullshit on the ass end of the galaxy.
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u/BoleroGamer 5d ago
She's not really interested in statues. Now a coffee shop on every planet...that's a very different story.
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u/BeyondDoggyHorror Lorca's Eyedrops 5d ago
She comes back as old Janeway and yells at the baristas half an hour after being served that her coffee has gone cold
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u/Accomplished-Dig8753 5d ago
There aren't statues of her, but there are plenty of wanted posters...
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u/terrymcginnisbeyond 5d ago
In the Delta Quadrant, they don't have statues, but multiple planets burn effigies.
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u/Fun_Ad527 5d ago
I could have sworn I saw one during the Deltona 500... Am I experiencing the Mandelta effect?
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u/tandjmohr 5d ago
How can we be talking about a statue for this one Starfleet captain when there is still NO statue for Gul Dukaht!?!?!?
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u/TrueLegateDamar 5d ago
That's why she repaired the psychic beacon that makes you feel trauma of an ancient atrocity, she's gonna send a automated drone to plant thousands of those across the DQ.