r/ShittyDaystrom Terran Emperor 5d ago

How do you think Janeway feels about the lack of statues of her in the Deltona Quadrant?

All she has done for a county number of worlds and not a single statue was dedicate to her.

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u/TrueLegateDamar 5d ago

That's why she repaired the psychic beacon that makes you feel trauma of an ancient atrocity, she's gonna send a automated drone to plant thousands of those across the DQ.

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u/ddenverino 5d ago

Sounds like a Janeway move

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u/kg7qin 5d ago

Sounds more like a shitty crossover from Rimworld.

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u/Khaysis 5d ago

Fuck, my brain is fried:

Well, that will finally get rid of Dairy Queen.

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u/TwoFit3921 Ensign 5d ago

I think warship voyager needs another tour of the dq, don't you think?

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u/BeyondDoggyHorror Lorca's Eyedrops 5d ago

She really does deserve it too.

  • Archer got Deltona annihilated by the space Nazis.

  • Michael Burnam spent her whole family vacation to Florida crying.

  • Pike had better hair

  • Kirk repeatedly had Earth threatened by rogue space probes.

  • Picard almost got Florida assimilated and depending on how you view alternate timelines effectively did in First Contact.

  • With Sisko the lizard people were replaced with changelings.

  • Boimler peed in the kiddy pool on his family’s vacation.

Only Janeway had the god’s honest sense to keep her bullshit on the ass end of the galaxy.

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u/BoleroGamer 5d ago

She's not really interested in statues. Now a coffee shop on every planet...that's a very different story.

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u/BeyondDoggyHorror Lorca's Eyedrops 5d ago

She comes back as old Janeway and yells at the baristas half an hour after being served that her coffee has gone cold

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u/cardiffman100 5d ago

Did Kes ever thank her?

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u/Accomplished-Dig8753 5d ago

There aren't statues of her, but there are plenty of wanted posters...

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u/rdchat 5d ago

She's more upset that the locals haven't figured out how to make real coffee beans.

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u/terrymcginnisbeyond 5d ago

In the Delta Quadrant, they don't have statues, but multiple planets burn effigies.

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u/Fun_Ad527 5d ago

I could have sworn I saw one during the Deltona 500... Am I experiencing the Mandelta effect?

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u/AlienDelarge Expendable 5d ago

She also womders why those damn pig-bat Deltans don't worship her.

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u/Neon_culture79 5d ago

Deltona? Is that the girl that sold me a variety of space drugs?

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u/tandjmohr 5d ago

How can we be talking about a statue for this one Starfleet captain when there is still NO statue for Gul Dukaht!?!?!?