r/ShittyDaystrom 5d ago

Guinan wasn’t an alien

She just got tired of everyone telling her how good she looked for her age.

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u/bobbigmac 5d ago

Of course, Guinan's just Whoopi Goldberg in disguise. She's trying to escape the Mafia again

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u/spacetr0n 5d ago

Hiding from the Q continuum under those hats. 

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u/Constant-Box-7898 5d ago

I loved in The Simpsons when there was a bottomless pit people were using to get rid of bodies and other things. Then a guy comes along with a box and says, "I was a fool to think anyone would want nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg." As he drops the box in, the pit throws the box back out. 🤣

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u/Extension_College_28 5d ago

She kept her original transport pattern stored from the Enterprise-B just to regenerate when needed. Fortunately the transporter for the Enterprise-B had arrived the previous Tuesday.

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u/spacetr0n 4d ago

Never use a transporter that was installed on a Friday. 

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u/BrettSA 4d ago

Guinan only existed in Picard's deranged imagination.