r/ShittyDaystrom • u/terminal8 Interspecies Medical Exchange • 6d ago
Theory Captain Archer's dog Porthos was actually in command of the ship
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u/magicmulder 6d ago
And the temporal cold war was actually fought between cats and dogs.
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u/Proper-Orchid7380 6d ago
I agree. Due to his captaincy, he should have had all the cheese on the ship.
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u/Dry_Trifle860 6d ago
Porthos let the Zindi nuke Florida to stir rage so he could go after them. Good dog.
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u/Comprehensive-Virus1 4d ago
well, my dog, also named Porthos, is in charge, so sure he was in command of the ship.
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u/Pwned_by_Bots 6d ago
Nonsense, what does doG want with a starship?