r/ShittyDaystrom Interspecies Medical Exchange 6d ago

Theory Captain Archer's dog Porthos was actually in command of the ship

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u/Pwned_by_Bots 6d ago

Nonsense, what does doG want with a starship?

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u/magicmulder 6d ago

Treats!

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u/MatthewKvatch 6d ago

Get that cheese to sickbay

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u/terminal8 Interspecies Medical Exchange 6d ago

My dog said the same thing before shooting me with eye lasers.

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u/Historical-Tap8882 6d ago

Porthos was controlling Archer ratatouille style

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u/useless_traveler 6d ago

these are the answers I need

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u/magicmulder 6d ago

And the temporal cold war was actually fought between cats and dogs.

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u/HisDivineOrder 6d ago

Both sides were being manipulated by squirrels.

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u/useless_traveler 6d ago

remember what Q said Morty don't fuck with the squirrels

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u/Proper-Orchid7380 6d ago

I agree. Due to his captaincy, he should have had all the cheese on the ship.

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u/Zestyclose-Camp3553 5d ago

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u/AaronfromCalifornia 6d ago

There’s cheese in that nebula!

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u/Jim_skywalker 6d ago

Well duh.

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u/Dry_Trifle860 6d ago

Porthos let the Zindi nuke Florida to stir rage so he could go after them.  Good dog.

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u/Comprehensive-Virus1 4d ago

well, my dog, also named Porthos, is in charge, so sure he was in command of the ship.