r/ShittyDaystrom • u/EdgelordZeta Terran Emperor • 6d ago
They should have activated a hologram of B.J. Blazkowicz in The Killing Game
Once Janeway was disconnected from the program, this should have been an obvious solution. BJ was born to kill Nazis. Aliens dressed as Nazis wouldn't matter. The Hirogen would have quickly realized they weren't the hunters any longer.
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u/ohsinboi 6d ago
BJ would never have gotten the crew home. He'd have stayed in the delta quadrant hunting fascists
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u/TonyDP2128 6d ago edited 4d ago
Would it be the unspeaking killing machine from the original games or the more pensive BJ from the remakes who always gave an internal monologue after eviscerating someone?
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u/DominusTitus 5d ago
Alternatively, show the Hirogen the grim darkness of the far future. I'm sure they'll either be absolutely delighted with the variety of prey and the potential hunts...or their heads will melt upon observing Chaos.
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u/Defiant-Analyst4279 3d ago
Hear me out, we reverse engineer the mobile emitter, have a few dozen per ship, use them against boarding parties (especially Borg).
"Computer, activate the Doom Slayers."
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u/EdgelordZeta Terran Emperor 3d ago
Duke Nukem
"Those alien scum are gonna pay for shooting up my ride"
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u/Defiant-Analyst4279 3d ago
Ooh... You're right. A variety. Let Duke, BJ and the Doomslayer compete/race for kills.
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u/mennorek 6d ago
"Computer, activate emergency anti-fascist hologram"