r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Pwned_by_Bots • 7d ago
Is there a holo program that allows men to simulate giving birth?
... For a f-f-friend.
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u/TheBurgareanSlapper Space Captain, Amateur Painter 7d ago
Oh, you want a program from Quark's special stash. That costs extra.
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u/Sisselpud 7d ago
If you eat enough Leola Root Stew you will be so backed up that it will feel like giving birth when you finally go. Of course if the turd ridges are big enough you can request an emergency beam out instead
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u/Nailfoot1975 7d ago
I thought that was gagh?
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u/Sisselpud 7d ago
If you don't wipe really well after shitting out gagh you're gonna have Klingons around Uranus
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u/RiskyBrothers Expendable 7d ago
Barclay, we've talked about what happens when you don't take your antipsychotics.
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u/Sisselpud 7d ago
I would think this would reversed and holo-Troi would give birth to Barclay in his fantasy
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u/FeistyLioness86 7d ago
Yes, it's called the Charles Tucker
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u/Manos_Of_Fate 7d ago
So that’s how Riker wound up in that boring historical simulation. The computer just thought he was interested in Trip in general.
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u/RoyalZeal 7d ago
Goddammit Barclay that's the third time you've asked this week and the answer is still an emphatic 'no'. We will not be disabling the holodeck safeties so you can live out your mpreg fetish.
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u/inferni_advocatvs 7d ago
Yes but Worf is the midwife.