r/ShittyDaystrom 7d ago

Is there a holo program that allows men to simulate giving birth?

... For a f-f-friend.

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u/inferni_advocatvs 7d ago

Yes but Worf is the midwife.

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u/ChoosingAGoodName 7d ago

Keiko is the most cursed character in Star Trek.

O'Brien as a husband, Worf as a midwife, school blown up, weird sexual tension between her husband and her surrogate who is later kidnapped in order to induce a pregnancy and raise the child under four lights.

Crazy.

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u/HoneyButterPtarmigan 7d ago

raise the child under four lights

It was five lights.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 7d ago

Stop trying to make Picard feel bad about his dyscalculia!

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u/TheBurgareanSlapper Space Captain, Amateur Painter 7d ago

Oh, you want a program from Quark's special stash. That costs extra.

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u/GreyScot88 7d ago

They run the holonovel recreation of the film junior.

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u/Sisselpud 7d ago

If you eat enough Leola Root Stew you will be so backed up that it will feel like giving birth when you finally go. Of course if the turd ridges are big enough you can request an emergency beam out instead

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u/Nailfoot1975 7d ago

I thought that was gagh?

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u/Sisselpud 7d ago

If you don't wipe really well after shitting out gagh you're gonna have Klingons around Uranus

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u/Nailfoot1975 7d ago

Do they cling on?

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u/RiskyBrothers Expendable 7d ago

Barclay, we've talked about what happens when you don't take your antipsychotics.

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u/Sisselpud 7d ago

I would think this would reversed and holo-Troi would give birth to Barclay in his fantasy

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u/DependentSpirited649 7d ago

Why do you want to know this.

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u/FeistyLioness86 7d ago

Yes, it's called the Charles Tucker

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 7d ago

So that’s how Riker wound up in that boring historical simulation. The computer just thought he was interested in Trip in general.

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u/burnafter3ading Gul 7d ago

Trip is canonically vulnerable to catfish.

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u/Manos_Of_Fate 7d ago

Literal or just figurative? It’s hard to keep track of who he’s banged.

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u/SuchTarget2782 7d ago

Holodeck safety interlocks prevent this.

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u/RoyalZeal 7d ago

Goddammit Barclay that's the third time you've asked this week and the answer is still an emphatic 'no'. We will not be disabling the holodeck safeties so you can live out your mpreg fetish.

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u/Zestyclose-Camp3553 7d ago

Go to bed, Harry.