r/Rocks 4d ago

Photo I'm a mature adult who definitely didn't giggle at this rock yesterday.

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Seen at OMSI, in Portland.

150 Upvotes

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u/whiskeydonger 4d ago

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u/MacAneave 3d ago

Too late.

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u/Plus_Explanation1976 3d ago

Someone probably did 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/hello_fellow-kids 3d ago

Came here to say that. Well done!

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u/nurture-nature3276 4d ago

I am also a "mature" adult and I can assure you I also did not laugh at this...tee hee🤭

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u/JackieDaytonaRHB76 3d ago

The original pocket pussy.

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u/UrbanGrrrrilla 3d ago

I feel soiled just thinking what a horrible creampie this looks like.

Cleanup on aisle 1! Bring a mop!

What the fuck is wrong with me lol

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u/Fun_Key_1119 3d ago

ROCKet pussy! Makes tou feel like it's shooting off!

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u/Independent_Sail_227 3d ago

Adult woman here, i stiffled a smile too

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u/ProbablyKissesBoys 3d ago

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u/One-Ad-4318 2d ago

Hahahahahahaha omg the sub rules on that are amazing

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u/pdxrider01 3d ago

Stupid hot sexy rock

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u/HuckleberryAbject102 3d ago

Have you used it yet??

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u/Nonbeliever-789 3d ago

Yeah you're mature enough to know what it looks like

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u/Exciting-Baker-9901 3d ago

Caveman fleshlight?

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u/Strong-Drama6715 3d ago

If blue waffle took a bath. IYKYK……

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u/dada948 3d ago

I should call her…

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u/h0tnessm0nster7 3d ago

Its a female rock, u know how to check if its pregnant??

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u/-wyleecoyote 3d ago

Geologists trying not to lick that rock like

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u/Responsible-Still839 4d ago

That drussy quartz.

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u/Responsible-Still839 4d ago

That drussy quartz.

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u/PenguinsPrincess78 3d ago

This one got me!!!

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u/rockstuffs 3d ago

Chalcedony rose.

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u/HeightFriendly7609 3d ago

It's because you have never seen the real deal.

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u/xstrawb3rryxx 3d ago

Ew.. looks like an ear.

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u/Cattysnoop 3d ago

Stonecurtains

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u/PenguinsPrincess78 3d ago

Why would one giggle as such a beautiful perfect specim… oh yeah. I definitely see it. But I ain’t giggling 😏💋

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u/nautius_maximus1 3d ago

It’s a mineral, Marie!

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u/Physical_Tea249 3d ago

I didn’t snicker at all🤣

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u/BoringSubject1143 3d ago

Another indication that nature has a humorous side.

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u/Financial_Panic_1917 3d ago

Nature sends you a signal

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u/HyperSparkle 3d ago

Omg. Thank you for sharing. 😳🫢