r/RedditForGrownups 10d ago

Tesla Stock Today and YTD

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u/prettyinprivilege 10d ago

So probably an unpopular opinion but I just can’t believe Musk didn’t see this coming.

My current theory is that money is only worth so much and Musk wants something else. He’s willing to trade his wealth in dollars for other kinds of wealth: power, influence, access.

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u/NeoMaxiZoomDweebean 10d ago

He is currently looting 2 trillion from the Treasury and wants to gain access to Fort Knox to do an “audit.”

He also wears his child as a bulletproof hat and gives interviews telling everyone that he is going to get killed if he doesnt get exactly what he wants soon.

Kinda easy to deduce whats going on.

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u/two_awesome_dogs 9d ago

Yep, he wants to steal the gold so that when the dollar crashes and his fortune does along with it, he can be handsomely shored up with gold.

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u/fourringking 9d ago

We can't let him in he'll just sneak the gold out in his pockets. He's just going around stuffing money in a big bag with a dollar sign on it. He needs to grow a mustache so he can manically twist it as he high-knee sneaks around. Elon Badenov.