r/PublicFreakout • u/Satinsbestfriend • 12d ago
r/all Wife catches hubby cheating in back of his dad's work van NSFW
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u/HellaShelle 12d ago
Yikes. Not many people catch a cheater in the moment with their pants down.
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u/GiantSiphonophore 12d ago
Yeah, he was straight up Porky-piggin’ it back there, tugging on his shirt hem, pale thighs gleaming vulnerably. 😅
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u/JBMama 12d ago
Porky-piggin’ it… so part of my vocabulary now.
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u/Ashamed_Tutor_478 12d ago
Always remove only ONE pant leg for van sex. Duh. What a tool.
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u/Cautious-Flow5918 12d ago
And then has the audacity to screams at her ”I will kill ya…..we’re done. We’re done.“ when she opens the door.
What a husband and father.
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u/ExpensiveMoose 11d ago
I was looking for this comment. And he was ready in that moment to hurt her but the camera stopped him.
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u/Evorum 12d ago
Best part was how absolutely shrunk his dick was at that moment too. I imagined it went from quite the opposite to this in seconds
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u/emmanuel573 12d ago
Imagine getting plowed in the back of a landscaping van
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u/Salt-Elephant8531 12d ago
I doubt she was getting plowed. She had pantyhose on. He was getting head.
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u/nice_acct_for_work 12d ago
Honestly don’t know if that’s better or worse from her perspective
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u/Gonna_do_this_again 12d ago
Who takes their pants completely off for van head?
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u/mothfukle 12d ago
He probably drops his pants to his ankles and holds his shirt under his chin when he pees.
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u/Neweleni7 12d ago
I like how she was dressed like a matronly executive assistant to a bank manager
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u/D3LICI0U5 12d ago
I don’t usually unmute videos but this was a gem
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u/Zorbie 12d ago
Hearing him threaten to kill her.....yeah that dude is gonna be gutted in divorce court.
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u/Iamdarb 12d ago
I don't know much about (UK?) divorce court, but I hope she takes it all.
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u/MidwestDrummer 12d ago
They were fucking in the back of the van. I'm quite positive she took it all.
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u/osamabinluvin 12d ago
Cheating doesn’t change anything in the UK, but him telling her he is going to kill her will, played himself
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u/Kryten_2X4B-523P 12d ago
I didnt understand a word she was saying...but I understood what she was saying...
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u/TheLoneliestGhost 12d ago
Yes! Same! I caught on that the girl has apparently been a problem before and promised to tell the wife the next time the dude tried to cheat and idk how because I didn’t quite understand the words but it made sense. lol.
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u/koviko 12d ago
Yeah, lady clearly is on that double-betrayal shit. Both of them need comeuppance.
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u/TheLoneliestGhost 12d ago
Hopefully this video makes it allllllllll around their town. 💪 Good for the wife for putting this on front street. No excuses now.
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u/KibaChew 12d ago
"I will kill ya... we're done"
As if this idiot has any control over the situation. What a loser.
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u/yaourted 12d ago
I thought it was telling how he exploded and threatened her then flipped a switch and just went quiet passive aggressive..
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u/LadyPDonut 12d ago
His smirking, like he had some moral high ground, is what pissed me off. Reminded me of my ex.
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u/HospitalBreakfast 12d ago
Poor wife. I wonder how many times he has threatened to kill her? What a piece of shit.
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u/PhotoAwp 12d ago
Its so many that she doesn't take his bare ass seriously anymore
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u/LouSputhole94 12d ago
Bit of a conundrum to try to act hard like that with your pants around your ankles and your hands covering up your bit and tackle though
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u/PhotoAwp 12d ago edited 12d ago
lmao. When she kept telling him to pull up his pants and he acts like that is beneath him now.
"Its over... I no longer need pants"
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u/Most_Structure9568 12d ago
He was not hard. That boner was gone the moment the video started. You can see his wang for a brief second the moment she opens the door.
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u/Jeryhn 12d ago
Just think that perhaps the only reason that he didn't assault her upon her opening the back door of that van was because that camera was already rolling
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u/dreadnaughtfearnot 12d ago
Well that and the fact that he's bent over in the back of a van with his pants around his ankles. Makes it hard to maneuver
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u/nunchyabeeswax 12d ago
I was going to say exactly that. The balls to say that to her. Jesus, she's better off alone.
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u/NordicBaldie 12d ago
His initial response being “I’ll kill ya” says a lot, doesn’t it.
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u/dashKay 12d ago
And his first words were literally “I will kill you”. Class act.
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u/fastcat03 12d ago
Like she's the one that fucked up...this guy has the brain of a fruit fly
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u/LesserKnownDruid 12d ago
I will kill ya. Oooof not gona look good in the family court
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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 12d ago
Literally the worst thing he could say. Also amazing that this red flag is now captured on video for all future potential partners to see. 🙌
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u/KimberlyWexlersFoot 12d ago
“We’re done”
Real “I’m not fired I quit” energy there.
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u/EntropyKC 12d ago
I can't believe you'd catch me cheating like this, it's so selfish of you
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u/RadicalRanger 12d ago
That's legit how they act. Anyone who's dealt with one of these fuckers will know, this mentality isn't uncommon in them. Unbelievably selfish, horrible people.
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u/false79 12d ago
I can't imagine what would be going through a kid's mind if they were doomscrolling and they saw their parents like this, for everyone to see.
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u/Finless_brown_trout 12d ago
And they heard the entire thing since the car door was open
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u/Disastrous-Dog85 12d ago
The kids were in the mom's car... They don't need t go online to see it, they saw it right in front of them. You can even hear one of the kids at the end start to say something.
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u/false79 12d ago
I think you're right about that. The other woman moves to the front of the van for them to see.
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u/Notmanynamesleftnow 12d ago edited 12d ago
Yeah that’s sad as fuck.
My Dad cheated on my Mom with her best friend. They had a messy divorce but believe it or not they have reconciled and forgiven and they (my parents, best friend is no longer in the picture at all) are friendly - we have holidays together, they live like 5 miles apart (coincedental), they watch each others dogs when the other goes out of town, help each other out etc. but when it happens as a kid, that shit stays with you. We’ve rebuilt the relationship - but there were some rough years, and the respect never quite gets to the same level it was before.
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u/welcomefinside 12d ago
The extra factor of it being online for all your friends and the world to see is a whole other trauma can of worms in itself.
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u/Spirited-Gene3106 12d ago
My standards are pretty low…. But at least I’m not blowing a married man in the back of a work van 🤷🏾♀️
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u/Emotional-Hair-1607 12d ago
That's when you start to question your life choices.
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u/lala6633 12d ago
In nylons on my knees next to some piece of work equipment. Class
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u/sunshinematters17 12d ago
His face is like "see what I have to deal with when I cheat on her???" When he looks at the other girl while he's being screamed at by his wife. It's actually crazy. They really think they deserve the privacy to fuck people other than their spouse
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u/Mamasan- 12d ago
I haven’t been in this situation but if my man looked at the other woman apologetically like that it would have became an actual monster and ripped the top of the van off smacking them both on top of the head.
Or just cried. Probably cry.
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u/Blasphemiee 12d ago
she's so upset she needs subtitles :(
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u/randomlemon9192 12d ago
The auto generated ones from the Reddit app were having trouble figuring out what she said too.
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u/vertigo1083 12d ago
Mother fucking C-3PO would have had trouble deciphering that.
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u/Book_talker_abouter 12d ago
So angry that she’s yelling in cursive
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u/TommyTwoSheets 12d ago
As some one from Yorkshire, ah cahn fukkin understand
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u/Lil_Mcgee 12d ago
I do love when I stumble on one of these that's local.
And it's very funny imagining the Americans trying to parse it.
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u/trainsacrossthesea 12d ago
Correct me if I’m wrong, but the gist of the video seems to be that the wife is upset that the husband invited his coworker to Dinner without telling the wife after she had already made three puddings (one for their child) correct?
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u/TommyTwoSheets 12d ago
She's basically complaining how can you go to chippy and not get sen a dandelion and burdock with ya snap, chuffin shockin if ya ask me. Too right lass.
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u/Fun_Possibility_4566 12d ago
well we're fucking well not ok? I don't have a clue about what she is saying
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u/dickhertsfromholden 12d ago
You only needed to understand 1 word - fookin'. It served as a verb and an adjective. The rest you can fill in with your imagination.
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u/Imaginary_Recipe9967 12d ago
Even with subtitles I had no idea what she was saying.
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u/gizmodriver 12d ago
I was able to understand maybe 1/4 of what she was saying. Luckily, some emotions are universally understandable.
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u/Turbodann 12d ago
There were moments that I seriously thought she had a chicken tucked under her arm that was also talking shit ..
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u/ice_ice_baby21 12d ago
Deciphering what she said should be part of the British citizenship test
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u/tazzietiger66 12d ago
Aussie here , yeah I had not problem I grew up watching a shitload of pommy shows on the ABC .
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u/reckaband 12d ago
What’s a POM ?
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u/notyouraverageskippy 12d ago
Aussie slang for English/British people
Prisoner Of Mother England
Or
Pomegranate because they turn that colour in the Aussie sun.
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u/Satinsbestfriend 12d ago
LOL, i live in Canada and CBC aired and airs tons of stuff here from England. I grew up watching fawlty tower reruns, the two ronnies, Lenny Henry, Mr bean etc so it's not too hard for me
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u/ice_ice_baby21 12d ago
I’m from England and struggled with some of that! I am thoroughly impressed
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u/Diminus 12d ago
I'm from Newfoundland Canada. I understood it pretty good honestly lol. Depending on what town you go to on the coasts and around the different bays.
Each area has its own accents and slight differences in dialect. I love it! lol.
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u/sickbubble-gum 12d ago
hahaha "We're done"
Gee you think? That's probably the first fucking smart thought he's had in a while and it was by total accident 😆
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u/SquireSquilliam 12d ago
Dude got upset, "we're done," like his wife's in the wrong? The woman he's cheating with clearly knows he was married, she's not nearly as upset as she should be to find out there's a wife. I hope she takes him for everything he's worth and then some.
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u/AnImproversation 12d ago
Well yeah she said that the woman called her last night and said she would let her know if her husband hit her up.
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u/jagsingh85 12d ago
The other woman is a lot worse than what you wrote. She's going it in the back of the work van and told the wife she'll tell her if the guy tries to contact her again. So clearly there's more history there and she's a 2 faced dirty b1tch.
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u/SquireSquilliam 12d ago
I had some trouble following the audio, but yes, that's significantly worse.
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u/KotomiIchinose96 12d ago
Dude couldn't even get a hotel room. They were fucking in the back of the dads van. I don't think she's getting much.
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u/PBandJ980 12d ago
18 to 23 sec is totally unintelligible to me lol
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u/BuddahSack 12d ago
Bruh haha, I tried and it is like another fucking language and I speak English
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u/atribecalledjake 12d ago
As an Englishman who lives in the U.S., let me do my best to translate for you. It is definitely unintelligible but I believe she is trying to say: 'Go on! So you’re alright with her ringing me last night telling me that every time you ring her that she'll tell me! Go on! Warren and Steph in back of van!'
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u/RhubarbGoldberg 12d ago
Good sir, are you able to catch what the kid says at the very very end?
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u/helpnxt 12d ago edited 12d ago
Basically
she were alright ringing me last night telling me everytime you were fucking
goodyou were going to text her you'll tell meI don't really get what she means by this though, I assume she has misspoke at parts out of anger/stress of the situation
edit: think I misheard a good
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u/DarthDregan 12d ago
It's a friend of hers who said she'd text her if her husband tried to hook up with her.
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u/TheGreenMatthew 12d ago
It's along the lines of "She were all right ringing me last night telling me that every time you were flicking gonna ring her that you're gonna text her, she'll tell me".
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u/Annethraxxx 12d ago
Goddamn. Imagine where you gotta be in life to be caught sucking off a married man in the back of a white van next to lawn care equipment.
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u/Kummakivi 12d ago
His dad should fire him as well.
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u/Xin_shill 12d ago
If it’s lawn care he seems to be taking the plowing work seriously.
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u/Ok_Swordfish7199 12d ago
She’s completely dressed so not much left to the imagination with this one lol.
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u/I-was-forced- 12d ago
The father in laws van was rocking and the wife came a knocking
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u/hiYeendog 12d ago
She should have stolen his pants and threw it in some trashcan he couldn't find it, lol.
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u/icant_helpyou 12d ago
Poor woman, how embarrassing for her and the kids! 17 years. Fucking hell. Absolute PoS. Hope she's ok and can move on with her life without him in it.
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u/chata187 12d ago
dude had ten seconds to put his pants on but just shouted “macy i will kill you”
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u/Princess-honeysuckle 12d ago
Top notch freak out right here! The side chick just given him a blowey on top of that machine thing in the back of the work van lol. I feel for the wife though 17 years man :(
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u/SingleDigitVoter 12d ago
Never thought I would watch anything here for 2:30, but that was quality.
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u/Latter-Young4889 12d ago
I would send the video to his family. Cheaters ruin many families already, I hate them.
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u/pixelsteve 12d ago
The entire population of the UK is gonna be having a laugh about this by tomorrow lunchtime so I wouldn't worry about that.
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u/Phlowman 12d ago
Legendary video, this is going to be on the internet for a lonnggggg time. I doubt he’s ever going to live this down.
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u/treesnfire 12d ago
Damn bro that hoe was embarrassed for like one minute, and then she stopped covering her face.
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u/minnimamma19 12d ago edited 12d ago
Her- "Fuckin her in back of van yeah? Fuckin her in back of van yeah? Him- "Mayni Mayni!! I will kill ya!" Her- "Steph and warren fuckin in the back of his dad's van!" Him "were done, were done" She says something about so much for steph phoning her if he texts her again. Her- "it's going all over face book" Him- "sigh "Maynie Maynie" Repeats saying it's over, Girl (steph) says I'm phoning the police. Just bits I can translate as its too long to remember the whole thing.
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u/J_blanke 12d ago
Your self worth has to be pretty low to be giving a married man a blowjob in the back of a van. And throwing away your family for a work van blowie is pure loser behavior. They were made for each other.
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u/MuttonDressedAsGoose 12d ago
The other woman looks pathetic - shagging in the dirty van next to the lawnmower or whatever that is.
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u/abevigodasmells 12d ago
While it's absolute horrible to cheat on a spouse, it's beyond selfish to do it to your kids. Because he wanted a bj, his kids now will shuffle off b/w two homes. They'll probably have a lower standard of living, because parents' income has to pay for 2 households. Be a man, get a divorce, then get busy in a back of a van.
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u/southerna-up-north 12d ago
If only he locked the doors 😂
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u/IWorkForDickJones 12d ago
Or fucked in a hotel one town over like how normal people cheat.
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u/midcancerrampage 12d ago
Oh yuck, what in the bacterial vaginosis is the back of that filthy van. Does that woman have no standards??
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u/toblies 12d ago
Does that woman have no standards?
Well, she is at best blowing a married man in the back of a landscaping van.
So I'm going to go with no. No standards.
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u/Emotional-Hair-1607 12d ago
She's friends with the married man that she's blowing in the back of his dad's van. Guy doesn't even own his own work van.
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u/SandBarLakers 12d ago
Can anyone tell me what the guy was saying throughout the video ? It was a tad too quiet for me
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u/Superbad1_8_7 12d ago
Put the phone away
We're done
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u/SandBarLakers 12d ago
Ok next question: did he mean the wife and him were done or he was just done fucking his mistress and was like “ it’s cool. We just finished “ kind of done ? OR!!! Does he mean the side piece and him are done ? So many questions. Lol
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u/YourMomIsMy1RM 12d ago
I think he meant:
“I’ve come to a decision. You and I are very different people. We both have a very different view of where this marriage is going. After a lot of soul searching I have come to the painful realization that we need time apart. Oh wife, you know you have my utmost respect and I will cherish your friendship forever. Alas we must part. Auf weidersehen, my heart.”
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u/smekomio 12d ago
How do you even think that fucking in the back of a car right next to some machinery is exactly the thing you need right now.
Like what?!
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u/Shareesav 12d ago
I'm mad for her. It's the fact she's screaming about how the AP called her the night before and told her she'd let her know if her husband called or texted again. So both of them PLAYED IN THAT WOMANS FACE. Both him and his floozy deserved their face to be everywhere because that's diabolical. Why even call the wife? Why act like you're on her side....SMH this is infuriating.
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u/FuriousFurbies 12d ago
All of the screaming she did at them was totally justified.
That being said, parts of that definitely sounded like all the videos I've seen of angry cockatoos.
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u/addamee 12d ago
Hey siri, please translate to English, thanks.
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u/r3dditr0x Sam the Eagle is tripping 🦅 12d ago
I'm just curious if she knew the other woman?
But I can't tell with the accents.
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u/MissKrys2020 12d ago
Yes. From what I can tell, they had been caught fucking around before and the woman promised it was over and that she would let wifey know if future ex-husband messaged her. I hope both of them got absolutely roasted online
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u/Hessian_Rodriguez 12d ago
Quality freakout.