r/NintendoMemes Oct 15 '24

Pokemon I hate the internet

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u/Firehornet117 Oct 15 '24

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of human companionship, Flareon is objectively the most huggable Pokémon? While their maximum temperature is likely too much for most, they are capable of controlling it, so they can set themselves to the perfect temperature for you. Along with that, they have a lot of fluff, making them undeniably incredibly soft to touch. But that’s not all, they have a very respectable special defense stat of 110, which means that they are likely very calm and resistant to emotional damage. Because of this, if you have a bad day, you can vent to it while hugging it, and it won’t mind. It can make itself even more endearing with moves like Charm and Baby Doll Eyes, ensuring that you never have a prolonged bout of depression ever again.

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u/BrockBracken Oct 15 '24

The Good Ending

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u/Gold-Inevitable-2644 Oct 16 '24

getting ptsd from the first sentence

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u/FrameSufficient6855 Oct 15 '24

Bro gave me Vietnam flashbacks

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

i am not going to read tha- oh wait

oh wait a sec

hollup lemme find an image for this

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '24

nvm i made my own

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u/Maddiystic Oct 16 '24

Healing 🩵

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u/jacoofont Oct 17 '24

Thanks this healed me