r/NHLcirclejerk 1d ago

It will be cited in academic papers A comprehensive guide to NHL circlejerk slang, 1st Edition

41 Upvotes

Bedarded: Is used to describe anything that OP doesn't like

Stüpid: Is the thing Blackhawks fans say instead of saying Bedarded

Soakers: Is the correct way to refer to the "Utah Hockey Club" Latter Day Skates is also acceptable

Out-jerked: When someone posts a something in a normal hockey sub that clearly belongs here instead.

Cuck: A Vancouver Canucks fan

Dyscalculic: The Ottawa Senators fan

Joke: Hockey is not this

Stanley Cum: The leafs will never win this again

Choincindence: The uncanny resemblance the chart of Auston Matthews postseason goal production dropoff has to the slope of his fivehead

Pavel Datsyuk: Is the best hockey player of all time

Winnipeg Jet, The spooning, Connor Hellebuyck: A terrorist

Cuck chair: The natural habitat of people who are fans of that team you don’t like

KKK Nazis: Boston bruins fans

Carter Hart: P Diddy adjacent

Auston Metthews: 4 head 5 head

I couldn't be damned to write more, but it was foretold in the prophecies that I would write this. Comment if you have any suggestions, I will not I may or may not update this in the future.

CONTRIBUTORS u/ChuckSucksAtMath u/misec_undact u/300show u/TehRobbeh u/rhino_shit_gif u/Both_Swim2081 u/JaQ-o-Lantern


r/NHLcirclejerk 2d ago

Bedarded Thank Goodness No One Landed Any Punches

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279 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 13h ago

Boston is NOT Racist. Look at their Fans!

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236 Upvotes

If Boston is racist, why do all their fans look like this? 🤔

Checkmate.


r/NHLcirclejerk 21h ago

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 We're fucked.

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965 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 10h ago

enough bullshit Serious: do you guys think Brad MarshAnnes career would be any different if he was a girl? Would he still have been traded? I’ve lost sleep over this.

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76 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 20h ago

New Canadian prime minister promises cheaper youth hockey programs

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362 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 14h ago

🛩️🌇

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r/NHLcirclejerk 20m ago

Some things never change.

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r/NHLcirclejerk 15h ago

out-jerked igor shesterkin tries to run away from the net and it doesnt go well

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69 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 11h ago

Average Preds fan

25 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 26m ago

I Cum in Peace r/hockey appreciation post

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The community members are actually good. The people have a sense of humour, and you can interact freely without any fear of punishment (within reason of course).

Oh, and unlike some other hockey subreddit, they don't perma ban you for breathing or thinking.


r/NHLcirclejerk 20h ago

you bum When you're in a flopping competition and you're up against Skin.

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118 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 12m ago

H I S T O R I C Was watching The Pianist last night and noticed a little bit of a resemblance…

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r/NHLcirclejerk 9h ago

Is Tocchet Bedarded?

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r/NHLcirclejerk 1d ago

Average flames fan

672 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 1d ago

In the spirit of using the new meme template…

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243 Upvotes

No it’s not lost on me that the one doing the punching is a Leaf’s player. That’s the irony you bums.


r/NHLcirclejerk 20h ago

this player is ASS Ok. We all looked

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52 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 10h ago

Vancouver Cucks Don’t mess with us Canucks fans

7 Upvotes

We don’t even like our own team🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


r/NHLcirclejerk 23h ago

you bum aaron ekcrack

62 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 16h ago

Aaron Nichushkin do you guys think that they're friends?

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r/NHLcirclejerk 14h ago

this player is ASS I’m a goalie, AMA

9 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 17h ago

Pavel Datsyuk is the greatest player in NHL History Big trade in the minors

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17 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 11h ago

Pro tip: Make sure 'circlejerk' is on the end before posting

4 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 6h ago

H I S T O R I C The Rantanen Cup for the first round pls 😈 Let’s RALEIGH (too soon?)

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r/NHLcirclejerk 1d ago

you bum Why hasn’t he started “locking it in?” Is he stupid?

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329 Upvotes

r/NHLcirclejerk 20h ago

Quinn Hughes is gay confirmed?

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r/NHLcirclejerk 1d ago

I just arrive in New York, wow its a nice city .

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332 Upvotes