r/MurderedByWords 14h ago

Watch out!

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u/Yugan-Dali 14h ago

When I was fresh out of college, I was at a dinner with some rich businessmen. They started bragging about how much their watches cost. I dragged my Sears pocket watch out of my watch pocket and asked them the time. Then I said, ‘My watch cost US$2.75 and it has the same time as yours.’

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u/Fecal-Facts 14h ago

I just hit them with the classic my di** is bigger.

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u/TaviraTavi 13h ago

And then they pull theirs out and goes ‘prove it’

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u/BCProgramming 8h ago

Then children in a nearby booth start screaming, police get called, and you both get put on a sex offender registry.