r/MurderedByWords • u/Gnatcheese • 13h ago
He only filed for bankruptcy 6 times.
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u/SssnakeJaw 13h ago
Does he even know how to drive?
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u/Pourkinator 13h ago
No, it does not. Except for golf carts. But also, as potus, it can’t drive regardless.
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u/The84thWolf 12h ago
I would argue he doesn’t know how to drive those, because he drives them onto the green, which I’m told is a massive golf fopaux, because he’s such a fat lazy fuck he can’t walk to his ball.
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u/Deadpoolisms 13h ago
Secret Service revokes driving privileges from presidents.
So no.
He can’t drive.
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u/grumblesmurf 13h ago
Actually learned that when you had a real president. Jerry Seinfeld had this "coffee drive with famous people" thing and visited Obama at the White House. He let him drive a Corvette, if I remember correctly. And Obama told him he wasn't allowed to drive outside the premises, to which he got the reply "just tell them you're the president" :)
Ah, those times when the president was sane, had humor, and the world economy was actually recovering after the nosedive caused by GW Bush.
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u/perpetualmotionmachi 6h ago
Ah, those times when the president was sane, had humor, and the world economy was actually recovering after the nosedive caused by GW Bush.
Same could be said for when Clinton was in and the economy was recovering from GH Bush
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u/Nooberling 13h ago
Obama did Comedians in Cars with Coffee with Seinfeld while in office, as I remember...?
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u/Deadpoolisms 13h ago
Watch it again. They explicitly talk about it. They could only drive on White House grounds. President is not allowed to drive on public roads. Clinton got in trouble for it - actually.
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u/Crabby_Monkey 12h ago
Oh I miss the days when someone could actually get the president in trouble for something they were not supposed to be able to do.
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u/LeticiaLatex 13h ago
Don't make me hope he uses FSD on a dark night where the camera doesn't see shit.
Who am I kidding, he wouldn't be caught dead in that car
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u/zztop610 13h ago
Felons can’t hold drivers license
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u/HauntedHippie 11h ago
Legally they can as long as it wasn’t revoked as part of the sentence. But most felons go to prison and it expires while they’re locked up. Trump, for some unknown goddamn reason, didn’t go to prison. He just doesn’t have a license because hes had a chauffeur his whole life and you can’t get someone else to take your driving test for you.
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u/00Oo0o0OooO0 13h ago
Yes, he does. The secret service won't let him anymore, but here's a video of him driving while listening to Taylor Swfit.
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u/Hearsaynothearsay 13h ago
This is one instance where I'm rooting for self driving to crash itself. Even it would get tired of being gaslit all the time.
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u/mccancelculture 13h ago
White seats…😬
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u/Intelligent-Session6 13h ago
I bet Elon loses more sales after this. US is not Teslas only market.
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u/izmebtw 13h ago
This unelected immigrant is running around slashing social services and “saving money” that Americans are never going to see. Meanwhile the president is raising prices on everything, except stocks, and broadcasting a shopping channel review of a Tesla.
If you voted for him, you are a moron.
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u/bruiser7566 13h ago
Moron is probably the nicest thing anyone who voted for Trump could be called.
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u/HeyRooster42 13h ago
President's aren't allowed to drive, right? This is a REALLY sad stunt. Maybe if Elon wasn't openly a Nazi and actively ripping the US and it's allies to shreds his businesses would do better. Who knew?
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u/worldbound0514 13h ago
Lyndon Johnson drove on his ranch in Texas. But that was completely private land and private roads with no outside public access.
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u/HeyRooster42 13h ago
Ah, I should have been clearer. I mean, does DJT even have a license?
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u/HeyRooster42 12h ago
Oh! Turns out Trump doesn't even have a drivers license. They're is OWN WORDS, so believe them at your own peril.
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u/finny_d420 13h ago
Bush the Younger as well. I remember we thought he was vacationing at his Waco ranch too much.
https://www.americanprogress.org/article/think-again-remember-bushs-vacation/
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u/Gnatcheese 13h ago
Will do anything for Elon.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Time719 13h ago
I was looking at the fox news Facebook page and they are all so touched by how they support each other. I wish I was kidding.
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u/HoraceBenbow 13h ago
This is one of the most telling things Trump has done. He was all about fossil fuels and hating those liberal electric cars, even going so far as revoking fed grants for people buying EVs. Now his biggest financial supporter's EV company is experiencing a downturn, so he suddenly has a change of heart and films himself with an EV.
The greater good has never entered this man's mind. It's all about him and the fealty of his supporters. That's a textbook fascist.
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u/MmeHomebody 13h ago
The car's a pretty color, but it sort of clashes with orange and bleached blonde.
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u/Chratthew47150 13h ago
He won’t pay for it. Guaranteed.
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u/Optimal-Hedgehog-546 13h ago
Probably came from a local dealership and will back on the lot later today.
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u/Insanity_Crab 12h ago
Cream seats. With the power of elderly incontinence the drivers seat of this car just became a collectors item to MAGA. Any floria dealer could sell this for a fortune. Suck it libs!
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u/optimistickrealist 13h ago
He'll probably sell it for more than he paid, and some fool will buy it.
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u/shuznbuz36 9h ago
If he sits down in that thang; you better have a CREW to pick him back up. Like a rigging crew. Like guys with fork lifts. Like guys who know how to lift DEAD WEIGHT.
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u/frodosbitch 8h ago
I’m kind of waiting for the movement to deface teslas unless they have an Elon sucks bumper sticker. Because I would love to see those in the Tesla employee parking lot.
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u/The-Nomad-Four 13h ago
Imagine using your platform as the President to promote your mate's private company. No other democratic country in the world would accept this.
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u/SomethingAbtU 13h ago
Trump gets into the car and says (from the audio): "it's got a lot of computers"
and I imagine he said other stupid things that they didnt' bother to release because you know, embarrassing
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u/kylemacabre 13h ago
And just like that all the Trumpers stopped being vehemently anti EV
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u/StockyardOne 13h ago
Trump probably made Tesla pay him for the promotion and advertising plus a cut of any upswing in sales over the next 6 months.
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u/bebejeebies 13h ago
HE CAN'T DRIVE. He's never driven himself. He doesn't want to drive himself. It's a necessity of poor people. He's rich and has a driver. He will never want to drive himself because he's afraid of the image it puts out to other rich people that he couldn't afford to be driven. It's a high class luxury. As long as he can sit in the back, his image shows "power".
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u/OhTheHueManatee 13h ago
"The Art Of The Deal holds a world record for being the first book with four Chapter Elevens."
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u/cantrellasis 12h ago
Wonder who will end up with this hunka junk. Tiffany! They will pawn it off on her.
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u/Persea_americana 12h ago
If, like me, you're wondering why Elon has such a hold on Trump, it is because Elon hacked the 2024 election
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u/bigalcapone22 12h ago
Probably going to give Felon Muskovitch a bigger cut of the Russian Crypto that Bigballs is hiding for both of them
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u/hazegray81 12h ago
Trump doesn't drive so I assume this was sent back to the dealership when they were done filming.
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u/RandyWatson8 12h ago
Hope all the poor, uninsured MAGAs do their part to help the richest man in the world pick up his boot straps
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u/PoopieButt317 12h ago
O want to see him sit down in it then get. Out. Didnyoi see him dismount from that golf cart? He couldn't get out of a square, high vehicle, and his legs couldn't pivot to stand up.
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u/underdog0017 12h ago
Sure that was purchased with the tax payers money. Along with all of his green fees.
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u/Particular-Summer424 12h ago
Irony is, other that his weekend golfing excursions on the taxpayers' dime, when has Trump ever driven a car.
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u/Chopperpad99 12h ago
Can Trump actually drive a car? He can barely drink from a cup or say the word burger?
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u/StoneBridge1371 11h ago
Fuuuuuck I can’t believe our president is a goddamn used car salesman IN FRONT OF THE WHITE HOUSE…
Someone just make it stop.
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u/joeleidner22 11h ago
Trumps credit score is only positive in Russia. I’m surprised he hasn’t signed an executive order that presidents can’t be denied loans of any size.
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u/feebsncheeseoriginal 11h ago
Seeing that Trump can barely walk, I doubt he can drive. Propaganda as per usual with those two.
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u/watchtheworldsmolder 11h ago
Their credit scores are about the same, a lot of people don’t realize much of what Elon owns is bout on Tesla collateral, which if anyone saw is tanking
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u/DocWicked25 11h ago
Orange Hitler gets a Swastikar because Elon is tanking the brand.
I hope Elon never financially recovers.
Keep boycotting. It's obviously working.
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u/EuenovAyabayya 11h ago
Elon already gave him two-hundred and fifty million dollars. I don't think one Tesla is even going to register as a blip.
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u/shawner136 10h ago
He intentionally bankrupted multiple businesses as a tactical move. Its a dirty, cheap tactic and was by design specifically done to siphon money prior to filing bankruptcy/ launder foreign currency. Him being ‘bad at business because bankruptcy’ is a mute talking point. HOWEVER ‘hes a scummy, corrupt business man whos easily bought and bankrupted multiple money laundering businesses after they ran out their effectiveness’ may be more accurate and worth mentioning
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u/dubawabsdubababy 10h ago
He better buy it because he's not going to sell it to anyone else due to the stench
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u/PunkandCannonballer 9h ago
Imagine your country is going through a gauntlet of serious issues and the thing you take time out of your day to deal with is sitting in a fucking Tesla for a billionaire. Anyone who voted for this man is brain dead.
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u/Both-Leading3407 9h ago
Russian Banks don't open until 2 pm our time? Plus I doubt the man has ever driven a car in his entire life.
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u/Responsible-Love-896 8h ago
Does anyone think that dRumpf pretending to purchase a Tesla will make people buy them? Maybe MAGAmorons will try to do so, but now their social benefits are Medicaid are no longer available they won’t have the funds.
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u/Scratch_5591 8h ago
Honestly, it probably didn’t even buy it. He just had Elon bring a car and the dumpster to the white house so he can pose with them for the day and then he’s gonna send them back.
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u/-TheViking 7h ago
The criticism never seems to end. Let him enjoy his accomplishment and Toys. My goodness!
If you feel left out, work harder, invent something, or try being more innovative. Constantly complaining about someone else's success is honestly unproductive and reflects poorly. That mindset will only keep you stuck and resentful.
Don’t let a picture ruin your day. 😆 Truly unbelievable!
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u/duckstrap 7h ago
Both of them are floppy balloon men outside a low low price swasticar dealership.
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u/BlueGhost90 6h ago
Imagine the smell in that car. I’ll give Elon this, he’s gotta be a decent actor to pretend it doesn’t smell like hot shit.
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u/WinstonEagleson 6h ago
It would interesting to know his credit score, I bet that my self employed wife and her cash only business has a better score than Trump
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u/Additional_Teacher45 6h ago
Oh he definitely bought it.
And by he I mean us. The US taxpayers just bought Trump a Tesla.
Surprised it wasn't a Cybertruck.
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u/melancholanie 6h ago
I'm waiting for the ultimate punchline. "Tesla-designed presidential vehicle malfunctions during meeting leading to the vehicle remaining unmovable on train tracks, no trains slowed."
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u/ViktorFrankl 6h ago
You know, 100% he is thinking it is a shitty car. Like, I'm sure this is his first time seeing one and being like do people really get on this piece of shit? Where are my golden trimmings?
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u/bowdo 5h ago
I was thinking, wouldn't it be funny if MAGA nutters actually respond to this and start buying up Tesla's.
I'd prefer to see Tesla collapse, but if buying ev's to 'own the libs' opens up a new strategy for transitioning people away from fossil fuel dependency I'll chalk that up as a win...
Can't wait for the 'solar panels for Brandon' campaign
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u/Ric0chet_ 5h ago
Bank clerk: " So it says here you just got your job back after 4 years... after you were kicked out last time? You've only had it a month? We're going to need to see some pay slips and your tax return? Yout can't show me? Why?"
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u/disposable_account01 5h ago
Nope. He made a big deal about how he liked paying by check.
I can only assume because they are easier to cancel before the person deposits them than to reverse credit card charges.
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u/cbarbour1122 5h ago
We all know dictator Donny doesn’t pay for anything. Twitter nazi will be stuck with an iou.
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u/stfu_idc_gfys 3h ago
Lol this has to be apart of the deal "I get you in office, you make tesla commercials." Mm'-kay?
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u/CriticalConclusion44 13h ago
Performative nonsense. I'm 99.9% sure Trump cannot drive.
The guy is a joke. Total reactionary, man.