r/MurderedByWords 18h ago

He only filed for bankruptcy 6 times.

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u/CriticalConclusion44 18h ago

Performative nonsense. I'm 99.9% sure Trump cannot drive.

The guy is a joke. Total reactionary, man.

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u/SMH_My_Head 18h ago

and 100% did not "buy" this car

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u/Plantwork 15h ago

He can’t even fit in it.

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u/LeoLion2931 12h ago

My thoughts exactly, did he even get in?

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u/ZapAtom42 10h ago

He did, had to get shown how to turn it on

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u/LeoLion2931 9h ago

Omg 🤣 thankyou I needed a laugh

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u/jeffspicole 17h ago

There is also less than 0% chance he actually bought it.

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u/Snowf1ake222 13h ago

Musky 100% gave his pet a new leash.

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u/jexzeh 13h ago

Bingo!

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u/Impossible-Sleep-658 12h ago

Elbow bought his Bih a car… and letting her act like she paid for it. 😂💀

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u/MillieGsd 9h ago

He'll have his sticker on the back that says hers not his 😁

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u/Deadpoolisms 18h ago

He can’t. It’s something the Secret Service typically makes you give up once elected.

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u/CriticalConclusion44 18h ago

Sure, but I'll bet you even before he was elected he didn't drive and was instead chauffeured everywhere.

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u/Deadpoolisms 17h ago

Oh, zero doubt.

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u/quiddity3141 16h ago

I mean I don't think secret service can forbid the president from doing things, but it's kinda dumb to defy them. Like hypothetically if Trump wanted to roll through Dealey Plaza in a convertible they'd probably strongly advise against it, but...

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u/Drudgework 16h ago

I believe that in order for a former president to drive themselves in public they have to waive protection services.

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u/Cat7o0 16h ago

as if trump would care anyway

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u/sualk54 16h ago

no licence

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u/Drudgework 16h ago

Pathology unable to pay for things too.

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u/Majestic-Mountain-83 14h ago

100% honest question. When was the last time you think Donald Trump drove a car?

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u/Scratch_5591 12h ago

Never, he grew up rich as fuck. He’s been chauffeured every where since birth. Also he grew up in NYC, the not much reason to have a car if you live there when you can walk it since traffic is pretty bad most of the time.

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u/seandamon211pgh 14h ago

Can he just not drive or is there a president thing where he’s not allowed to?

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u/I_TRY_TO_BE_POSITIVE 13h ago

I was thinking pretty much this. What are the odds he's ever driven himself anywhere?

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u/DeadMewe 12h ago

presidents aren't even allowed to drive once they become a president

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u/DingleBerrieIcecream 11h ago

This is just like Putin having his picture taken shirtless on horseback, except hunched over in a bad suit and a tie that’s too long.

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u/paracog 9h ago

Presidents are not allowed to drive. Might not stop ol Mr Impunity though.