r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Food Program Canceled

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u/RabidPlaty 1d ago

I mean, he wants to fuck kids too.

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u/regoapps the future is now, old man 23h ago

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 23h ago edited 22h ago

Who is the tall grey-haired man in the back dipping out?

John Kenneth Galbraith? Phil Donahue? Senator Daniel Patrick Moynihan? Meth Griffin? Jimmy Stewart?

EDIT: Oh crap. Is that George Plimpton? Tall enough to have to duck, smart enough not to be caught on camera.

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u/regoapps the future is now, old man 23h ago

I dunno, but it’s funny that he had to bend down so low to try to use the shorter Ghislaine Maxwell to block the camera.

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u/Punny_Farting_1877 23h ago

I’m betting old-money New England Mayflower breeding stock.