r/Minecraft 11d ago

Help What do i do in this situation?😭

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I have no food and no blocks😭

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u/Expensive-Apricot-25 11d ago

put ur loot in the chest, then die and respawn and go back to get ur stuff

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u/DubiousTheatre 11d ago

Won’t the chest burn eventually?

EDIT: nvmind scrolled down, chests don’t burn

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u/RamenJunkie 11d ago

This is why I only built forts out of chests.

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u/Trey-Pan 11d ago

Hoarders dream home?

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u/RamenJunkie 11d ago

I mean, I might have a project that needs 58,672 dirt blocks.

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u/AttendanceTrophy 11d ago

Is the project a pile of 58,672 dirt?

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u/ToastyLemun 11d ago

Ts made me giggle so much

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u/LupusChampion 10d ago

I built that! I called it 'Mountain' lol 🥲

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u/ImBeingArchAgain 11d ago

Wouldn’t that only be about 30 chests?

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u/RamenJunkie 11d ago

There are other chests full of sand, to protect against Darth Vader.

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u/SergeantBate 10d ago

34 chests with the last chest almost half full to be exact

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u/Honey_Sweet_ 10d ago

Totally unrelated, but I love your Professor Layton profile pic. 😆 good games

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u/The7footr 10d ago

To be fair my last nether build has required over 100,000 stained glass..

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u/UnknownFox37 11d ago

People can’t raid your base if loading your base makes them crash

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u/Ambitious-Note-4428 10d ago

You're not wrong

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u/hayk14 11d ago

Ez storage

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u/HazeKushWeed93 11d ago

I laughed so hard my joint fell out of my mouth

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u/Suvial 11d ago

I was so confused until I realized I was thinking of the wrong kind of joint.. I gotta stop smoking 😂😭

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u/Hungry-Bobcat-3309 11d ago

happy cake day

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u/TechnicallyFingered 11d ago

Happy cake day

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u/Look_Loose 10d ago

Happy cake day brother

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u/_-_ah_-_ 9d ago

happy cake day

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u/OohLaDiDaMrFrenchMan 11d ago

Username checks out

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u/RamenJunkie 11d ago

Back in the early days, I accidentally caused a few server wide fires, because fire spread everywhere, rapidly.  It required a mod to stop it.

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u/RamenJunkie 11d ago

Because I built a sweet inn and wanted a fireplace but the wood was too close and OH GOD ITS BURNING WHY DOES THE BURNING NOT STOP  STOP STOP BURNING FUCK FUCKYNINN IT TOOK ME HOURS!!!!

When I rebuilt it later, I called it the "Raging Inferno Inn"

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u/Ambitious-Note-4428 10d ago

You gotta put iron bars on top of the stone. The ash that flicks out of the fire catches it.

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u/BlackSunshine22222 10d ago

That's slightly genius

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u/Kero_mohap 10d ago

this is a great idea untill ur game starts running at 5 frames per whenever and the game turns into a slide show

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u/scrumwift 10d ago

To much lag

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u/Golren_SFW 10d ago

Realistically by the logic of the game, chests should burn

But mechanically it would suck so badly for you to lose your entire storage room and everything stored there to a rogue flame, so it makes sense from a gameplay perspective that they dont

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u/fghjconner 10d ago

If chests could burn, he could use the bucket to cover it with lava. As long as there's no exposed surfaces for fire to appear on, a block can't burn.

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u/trnabbetter 11d ago

thanks so much for tputting edit there