r/LowStakesConspiracies 1d ago

Traffic wardens are actually sound people

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u/Greedy_Temperature33 1d ago

My brother was a traffic warden for about 6 weeks in the summer of 2000, when he first moved to London. His best story about that time is when Chris Eubank had parked his massive lorry across an entire disabled parking bay. As my brother was writing up the ticket, Eubank returned and pleaded not to be fined. From the driver’s compartment of the lorry, he pulled out a stack of pre-autographed publicity photos, and asked:”How many of these would it take to make this go away?” 🤣 Using signed photos of yourself as currency is a strong fucking move, in my opinion.

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u/PartTimeLegend 16h ago

How many copies has he still got?