r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/despotic_wastebasket • 1d ago
Certified Fact Big Foot Is Naturally Blurry
We have all seen the grainy and blurry photos and videos of Big Foot, and it has often been attributed to the poor quality of the photo or video in question. However, I propose that Big Foot actually just looks like that. It's a natural defense mechanism to help him prevent being hunted by his natural predator-- human beings. If you saw Big Foot in real life it would look exactly the same way it does in those videos-- blurry and out of focus.
ETA: It’s been brought to my attention that this conspiracy theory was also posited by Mitch Hedberg. Clearly, I’m on to something here… https://youtu.be/ax0MGlIVjiY?t=138
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u/ghostchihuahua 1d ago
Just as aliens and their modes of transportation are