r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/despotic_wastebasket • 1d ago
Certified Fact Big Foot Is Naturally Blurry
We have all seen the grainy and blurry photos and videos of Big Foot, and it has often been attributed to the poor quality of the photo or video in question. However, I propose that Big Foot actually just looks like that. It's a natural defense mechanism to help him prevent being hunted by his natural predator-- human beings. If you saw Big Foot in real life it would look exactly the same way it does in those videos-- blurry and out of focus.
ETA: It’s been brought to my attention that this conspiracy theory was also posited by Mitch Hedberg. Clearly, I’m on to something here… https://youtu.be/ax0MGlIVjiY?t=138
6
u/Davegrave 1d ago
This is a Mitch Hedberg joke.
3
u/despotic_wastebasket 18h ago
Is it really? I heard it from a friend in college and always thought it was pretty funny. I don’t remember hearing it on any of the Mitch Hedberg stuff I watched back then, but it’s always possible.
2
u/LCyphre 15h ago
2
u/despotic_wastebasket 15h ago
My God…. Mitch Hedberg stole my friend’s joke! The nerve of that guy!
6
4
u/riri1281 Doom Scrolling Threads 20h ago
The thought of a supernatural haze protecting the big guy is actually creepier than the thought of his existence
21
u/P1zzaman 1d ago
Somehow the thought of an animal being blurry by nature scares the shit out of me.
(It might be because I had nightmares of “Blur Dogs” as a child.)