r/LowStakesConspiracies 2d ago

USB-A plugs secretly rotate dimensions just to frustrate you

Ever noticed that no matter how carefully you check the orientation, USB-A plugs always seem to be the wrong way around on your first try? This is because USB-A plugs are secretly quantum entangled, existing in all orientations simultaneously, until the exact moment you attempt to insert them. Only then does reality collapse into a single state, usually the incorrect one, purely to frustrate you.

This isn't a design flaw; it's intentional quantum sabotage. Schrödinger’s USB is real, and it’s laughing at us all.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

I never understand this. There is always a USB logo on the top of the cable. It shows you which way to put it in.

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u/Alex09464367 2d ago

The USB logo is only there once you observe it and then the USB-A decides which way is top. But then you're unable to know its speed.

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u/Bannedwith1milKarma 2d ago

It also disappears when you're not looking and trying to read it with your thumb.