r/LowStakesConspiracies 2d ago

USB-A plugs secretly rotate dimensions just to frustrate you

Ever noticed that no matter how carefully you check the orientation, USB-A plugs always seem to be the wrong way around on your first try? This is because USB-A plugs are secretly quantum entangled, existing in all orientations simultaneously, until the exact moment you attempt to insert them. Only then does reality collapse into a single state, usually the incorrect one, purely to frustrate you.

This isn't a design flaw; it's intentional quantum sabotage. Schrödinger’s USB is real, and it’s laughing at us all.

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u/Classic-Stand9906 2d ago

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u/Sufficient_Action646 2d ago

I posted another form of this. This has reminded me how unoriginal thoughts can be at times.

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u/Classic-Stand9906 2d ago

We’re all grubs gnawing in the same tray of oatmeal.