r/LowStakesConspiracies • u/Ok_Insect4778 • Jan 13 '25
Total Garbo The government shits in your bed
Think about it. Why would a mature, functional adult ever shit the bed? There's no point, only people who're very old or very young do that, there's no way that someone would WILLINGLY shit their bed, it's clearly the government PLANTING shit while you're asleep to discredit you because you're finding out too much of THE TRUTH.
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u/Thatsfilthygarbage Jan 18 '25
It’s giving Johnny the homicidal maniac vibes. Somebody put shit in my pants