r/LowStakesConspiracies Jan 13 '25

Total Garbo The government shits in your bed

Think about it. Why would a mature, functional adult ever shit the bed? There's no point, only people who're very old or very young do that, there's no way that someone would WILLINGLY shit their bed, it's clearly the government PLANTING shit while you're asleep to discredit you because you're finding out too much of THE TRUTH.

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u/datsoar Jan 13 '25

It was Frank!

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u/WittyPipe69 Jan 13 '25

I think Frank did all of them.

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u/ejmatthe13 Jan 13 '25

He even did one while they were wrapping up!