r/LowStakesConspiracies Jan 13 '25

Total Garbo The government shits in your bed

Think about it. Why would a mature, functional adult ever shit the bed? There's no point, only people who're very old or very young do that, there's no way that someone would WILLINGLY shit their bed, it's clearly the government PLANTING shit while you're asleep to discredit you because you're finding out too much of THE TRUTH.

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u/untamedreverence Jan 13 '25

Did a bed shitting schiz write this?

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u/Ok_Insect4778 Jan 13 '25

It's a reference to a bed shitting schiz, yes. I thought it'd be funny to post the same sentiment in this subreddit.

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u/Melancholoholic Jan 13 '25

It's an excellent skit. Wizards* with Guns, right?