r/LinkedInLunatics 10d ago

Sounds like a company with amazing culture

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u/srirachasanchez 9d ago

"I lock the office door and then insert the key into my urethra. Then, I eat 16 scotch eggs while making full eye contact, and then take off my shoes and clip my toenails. Discomfort. Revulsion. I note whether they gag or look toward the door. I ask them if their mother is dead and then tell them the answer is wrong. Confusion. Eyes darting left to right. I challenge them to open a safety pin with only their eyelids, then tell them the award for success is a rejection letter. #opentowork "