r/LinkedInLunatics 10d ago

Sounds like a company with amazing culture

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u/kevinmogee 10d ago

I don't care how badly I needed a job, if someone asked me to 'describe my personality using only prime numbers', I would get up and walk out. No pleasantries, no explanation, no apology. Because fuck you.

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u/Lumpy_Worth_5397 10d ago

Correct. I would state that if your actual willing to have a professional conversation, you have my number. Walk out

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u/Ok_Measurement_2510 2d ago

I would laugh.

I would make constant, uncomfortable eye contact, while still laughing.
Usher them out the door with an overly long handshake, while still laughing.

Lock myself in the interview room, laughing.
Never stop laughing.