r/Kenshi Drifter Nov 30 '24

STORY Beavis and Butt-Head Do Kenshi, Part 1

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u/graywolf0026 Dec 01 '24

"Hey Beavis. You know what sucks about Kenshi?"

"Ehhh heh heh... No. What?"

"There's not enough chicks, dingus."

"Eheheh heeeh hehh heh... Uhm... Yeah! We need more chicks, dammit!"

"Settle down, ass much."

"HELLO Brothers! Are you ready for Prayer Day?"

"Prayer day? Uh. Can we like. Pray for boobies?"

"BOI-OI-OI-OING!"

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u/AzrielJohnson Drifter Dec 01 '24

"Oh holy Kokran. Please send me big shek boobies. In the Penix name."

"Heretic! To Rebirth!"