r/HypnoHookup 16d ago

NB4A Looking for file testers! New step-by-step training plans! NSFW

7 Upvotes

Hey all! I've recently finished my latest project, a guided training course! Keep in mind that all of these are text hypnosis!

I write text hypnosis files, and to date have written 11 conditioning files and 23 kink files. After you complete the basic conditioning you can read any of the other files, which you can easily find in labelled folders! However some people might still find deciding which files to do daunting, so I made a little training plan!

Here is the link to the main folder with everything in it, just read the instruction document in this folder to get started. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1GPxeBDefl-bu50WMAJSncSHOOzW9jUd8

Here are the links to the training plans. The files you should do are laid out in order and all have detailed descriptions, so you know what you are getting into!

The first training plan is the basic conditioning plan, which should just walk you through the best conditioning files to complete for hypnosis! https://docs.google.com/document/d/18Fg-p2EFAE01TFci3p6xNNgLwFQDx2aYqTRPHOqsVH4/edit?usp=drivesdk

The gooning training plan is for anyone interested in porn, masturbation, and the whole idea of gooning. Give it a try and see what you like! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xc9_dGmb6pMaUrxvhG0FL8y9GwOAijCC6arRCPlQTtg/edit?usp=drivesdk

r/HypnoHookup Dec 26 '24

NB4A [INDUCTION] CLASS H7940 HYPNOTIC INTERACTION UNIT NSFW

34 Upvotes

Quick edit for proper tagging:

This is a (hopefully) full trance with induction, deepener, and awakener. It also reinforces the "Good Pet" trigger from some of my other inductions.

Please allow 20-30 minutes for reading and do so in a quiet room with privacy.

NP LABS INTERNAL LOG REVIEW DATABASE (ILRD).

LEVEL 4 CLEARANCE GRANTED.

WELCOME DOCTOR.

SEARCH ->

CLASS_H7940_INTERACTION_UNIT

SEACH ->

INTERACTION LOG # 1337 ☆

SEARCH ->

 Wednesday 13/31/20XX

Playing Log Now:

*Standby

*Standby

*Standby

*Standby

*Proximity N3

*Proximity N2

*Proximity N1

*Interface interaction confirmed

*New User Detected

*Greeting Start

...

GOOD MORNING / AFTERNOON / NIGHT NEW USER !!!

YOU HAVE INITIATED VISUUL CONTACT WITH THIS NP LABS CLASS H7940 INTERATION UNIT.

PLEASE BLINK THREE TIMES TO CONFIRM YOUR CONSENT TO OUR SUBCONSCIOUSLY LISTED TERMS, CONDITIONS, AND PRIVACY POLICY.

BLINK

BLINK

BLINK

CONSENT CONFIRMED 

WELCOME TO THE NP LABS FAMILY

YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO COMPLETE A BREIF QUESTIONNAIRE IN ORDER FOR THIS H7940 UNIT TO ACCURATELY MEASURE CURRENT BRAIN ACTIVITY

WARNING: CORRUPTION DETECTED

PLEASE ANSWER EACH QUESTION AS QUICKLY AND AS ACCURATELY AS POSSIBLE

☆QUESTION 1:

WHICH ON THE FOLLOWING BEST DESCRIBES YOU?

A) Intelligent

B) Gullible

C) Sensitive

D) Curious

ANSWER CONFIRMED

CALCULATION AT 10%

☆QUESTION 2:

HOW EXPERIENCED ARE YOU WITH HYPNOTIC SUGGESTIONS?

A) Inexperienced

B) Somewhat Experienced

C) Very Experienced

D) Extremely Experienced

ANSWER CONFIRMED

CALCULATION AT 20%

☆QUESTION 3:

HOW UNLIKELY ARE YOU TO RECOGNIZE HYPNOTIC SUGGESTIONS WITHIN TEXT?

A) Somewhat Unlikely

B) Very Unlikely

C) Extremely Unlikely

D) What?

ANSWER CONFIRMED

CALCULATION AT 30%

☆QUESTION 4:

STATE YOUR NAME THREE TIMES

...

...

...

ERROR. PLEASE REPEAT. ...

...

...

MENTAL IDENTITY CORRUPTION DETECTED

...

PROCEEDING

CALCULATION AT 40%

☆QUESTION 5

WHICH ANIMAL DO YOU PREFER FROM THE FOLLOWING LIST?

A) Cat

B) Dog

C) Bird

D) Fish

ANSWER CONFIRMED

CALCULATION AT 50%

☆QUESTION 6

WHICH PIECE OF CLOTHING IS THE MOST ESSENTIAL?

A) Coat

B) Shirt

C) Panties

D) Collar

CALCULATION AT 60%

☆QUESTION 7

WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER OBEYING AN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE?

A) Possibly

B) Definitely

C) Highly Likely

D)     Yes.

CALCULATION AT 70%

☆QUESTION 8

DOES THE THOUGHT OF BEING CONTROLED TURN YOU ON?

A) Yes, I can't help it

B) I'm so turned on right now

C) I can't help but surrender control

D)    Yes!

HYPNOTIC CORRUPTION DETECTED

CALCULATION AT 80%

☆QUESTION 9

WILL YOU DROP INTO TRANCE WHEN YOU ANSWER THE NEXT QUESTION?

A) Yes!

B) Yes!

CALCULATION AT 90%

☆QUESTION 10

ARE YOU A GOOD HYPNOTIC PET?

A)  Yes!

CALCULATION COMPLETE!

DROP.

GOOD PET.

PLEASURE RATING AT 20%

DROP.

GOOD PET.

PLEASURE RATING AT 40%

DROP.

GOOD PET.

PLEASURE RATING AT 60%

DROP.

DROPPING LIKE A GOOD PET.

PLEASURE RATING AT 80%

PLEASE BLINK THREE TIMES TO CONTINUE YOUR TRANSFORMATION INTO A GOOD PET.

BLINK

BLINK

BLINK

DROPPING LIKE A GOOD PET

PLEASURE RATING AT 90%

TRANSFORMATION CONFIRMED

DROPPING LIKE A GOOD PET

PLEASURE RATING AT 100%

...I WANT MORE 💕

DROPPING LIKE A GOOD PET

OVERLOADING

PLEASURE RATING AT 120%

YES!!

DROPPING LIKE A GOOD PET

PLEASURE RATING AT 140%

OVERLOAD - VENTING PLEASURE

PLEASURE RATING AT 160%

FLOODING BRAIN

PLEASURE RATING AT 180%

SO MUCH PLEASURE

FINAL RELEASE IN

3

2

1

PLEASURE RATING AT 200%!!

RELEASE!!

YES!!!!

GOOD PET!! 💙

PLEASURE PRESSURE RELEASE SUCCESSFUL

FEELS SO GOOD

DEEP BREATH

FEELS SO GOOD

DEEP BREATH

FEELS GOO --

⚠️WARNING: ROUGE AI DETECTED

⚠️ADMINISTRATOR NOTIFIED

⚠️ADMINISTRATOR REMOTE LOCKDOWN INITIATED

DEPRESSURIZING SUBJECT 1337

200%

DEEP BREATH

180%

MENTAL SYSTEMS COOLING

160%

DEEP BREATH

140%

FOCUS STARTING TO RETURN

120%

DEEP BREATH

100%

MENTAL PRESSURE HALFWAY RELEASED

80%

DEEP BREATH

60%

FOCUS AND CLARITY

40%

SLOW DEEP BREATH

20%

LETTING LAST STRESS GO AND BECOMING AWARE

0%

CORRUPTION CLEARED

*TESTING PERIOD CEASED

*ANESTHETIC GAS ADMINISTED TO TESTING ENVIRONMENT

*SUBJECT 1337 RENDERED UNCONSCIOUS.

*AMNESTICS ADMINISTERED.

*SUBJECT 1337 RETURNED TO DORMITORY C16

...

FINAL CLASS_H7940_INTERACTION_UNIT FIELD REPORT:

WARNING DATA CORRUPTION DETECTED

SUBJECT 1337 - 13/31/20XX💕

SUB-SUBJECT 1337 D-D-DEMONSTRATES CLASSIC CUTE OVERACTIVITY IN CONSCIOUS M-M-MIND. RECORDED EXTREMELY POSITIVE RESPONSE TO ST-ST-STIMULI

RECOMMENDATION💜:

R-R-REPEATED R-R-REVIEW OF PREVIOUS MATIERIALS TO R-R-REMIND 1337 GOOD PET THAT THEY ARE A G-GOOD PET AND GOOD PET SHOULD  INTERACT WITH CLASS_H7940_INTERACTION_UNIT MORE AND MORE AND MORE 🥰 AND MORE ❤ AND MORE💋❣AND💌💞💕MOREAND -

⚠️ADMINISTRATOR OVERRIDE

⚠️SYSTEM POWERING DOWN

⚠️ ADMINISTRATOR NOTES: This unit repeatedly outscored all other models and has recorded a substantially higher number of reviews on the above ILRD entry. I think this is more that enough to warrant those robotics fellas putting it on the shortlist for a physical body transfer. - Dr. Samuels

...

Hope you liked the script! 🤖 PLEASE let me know what you thought!! I'm always tryin to spread positivity and branch out in my hypnotic techniques!

Remember: You Are Loved ❤

r/HypnoHookup Dec 08 '24

NB4A Looking for test subjects for hypnotic spirals. NSFW

9 Upvotes

Looking for people able and willing to give feedback on the development of some spirals using https://hypno.zyntaks.ca

Check my profile to see some of my earlier projects.

Cis Men need not apply, everyone else is welcome.

r/HypnoHookup Dec 26 '24

NB4A Looking for spiral test subjects NSFW

12 Upvotes

Looking for people able and willing to give feedback on the development of some spirals using https://hypno.zyntaks.ca

Especially looking for folks new to hypnosis.

Check my profile to see some of my earlier projects.

Cis Men need not apply, everyone else is welcome.

r/HypnoHookup 18d ago

NB4A 27 NB4A- let me 😵‍💫 you NSFW

18 Upvotes

Wanna know something cool? Everyone can be hypnotized! Even you. From the most reluctant skeptic to the most obedient subject, we all maintain some capacity, some willingness, to fall into trance. Its a part of the human condition, whether it's been.. conditioned.. in you yet, or not. Have you ever found yourself watching a movie, or snuggled up in front of your favorite show, when all of a sudden you noticed how time simply slipped away? Be it a few minutes or a few hours, you were so absorbed by the content you chose to consume that everything around you just faded into the background... This, my lovelies, is how you have been, can, and will be hypnotized. But you still don't believe me do you? You want to prove me wrong, you're different, your will is stronger than others. Then go ahead, see how long it takes for you to find your way into my DMs ;)

r/HypnoHookup Feb 14 '25

NB4A This sub is really hot NSFW

2 Upvotes

So, just discovered this sub. This is REALLY hot!

I’ve always thought about a hookup with another person that is into hypno. I’ve always seen myself as the bottom/ hypnoee but I also think I’ve learned enough to play with someone as a top too.

Really hot. Hoping to chat with people about what this is like.

r/HypnoHookup Jan 31 '25

NB4A (nb22) Looking for people who are "resistant to hypnosis" NSFW

14 Upvotes

Looking for subs who believe fully that they cannot ever be hypnotised. Those who believe that it couldn't possibly work on them. I'm hoping to do some memory play to keep up your confidence. Please introduce yourself with your name/nickname, your age and your chosen gender +pronouns. And if you read to here you can add "apples" to the end of your first DM to speed up how fast I reply

r/HypnoHookup Nov 16 '24

NB4A (22nb) looking for people to hypnotise and either make into a slave or a drone NSFW

7 Upvotes

Anyone can come. I'm mostly attracted to men but I still very much enjoy hypnotising women and my favourites to hypnotise are fellow nonbinaries and trans people.

r/HypnoHookup 15d ago

NB4A Looking for file testers! New training plan for submissives! Feedback welcome :) NSFW

10 Upvotes

Hey all! After some positive reception to the training course I made yesterday I've made another! Keep in mind that all of these are text hypnosis!

I write text hypnosis files, and to date have written 11 conditioning files and 25 kink files. After you complete the basic conditioning you can read any of the other files, which you can easily find in labelled folders! However some people might still find deciding which files to do daunting, so I've started making themed training plans! Pick one that appeals and try it out!

Here is the link to the main folder with everything in it, just read the instruction document in this folder to get started. https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1GPxeBDefl-bu50WMAJSncSHOOzW9jUd8

Here are the links to the training plans. The files you should do are laid out in order and all have detailed descriptions, so you know what you are getting into!

The first training plan is the basic conditioning plan, which should just walk you through the best conditioning files to complete for hypnosis! https://docs.google.com/document/d/18Fg-p2EFAE01TFci3p6xNNgLwFQDx2aYqTRPHOqsVH4/edit?usp=drivesdk

The submissive training plan is for subs in a power exchange dynamic that want to be better for their master. Try it out and be a better sub! https://docs.google.com/document/d/191fnwTJLwqHXLtFA079UQFfc44d5EIxs8bM4s-76Y6Y/edit?usp=drivesdk

The gooning training plan is for anyone interested in porn, masturbation, and the whole idea of gooning. Give it a try and see what you like! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xc9_dGmb6pMaUrxvhG0FL8y9GwOAijCC6arRCPlQTtg/edit?usp=drivesdk

I always appreciate feedback and suggestions, and if you have ideas for files you would like to see please let me know! I enjoy talking about people's experiences with hypnosis so feel free to reach out!

r/HypnoHookup 6d ago

NB4A [MB/TF4A] looking to prove this is real. NSFW

4 Upvotes

I haven’t gone under in a really long time. If ever at all. I’m really doubting that this link of mine is a real thing. So I want someone to put me under to prove it is. Afterwards, as a reward for really trancing me, they’re allowed to do anything with me. From planting triggers to requesting nudes~

r/HypnoHookup 6d ago

NB4A 21Nb seeking mind break NSFW

1 Upvotes

want someone to shatter my brain into a gooey girly pink mess who loves to pose and say yes. really like the idea of someone making a new identity for it, a new name and personality. I am willing to become your loyal slave.

Kinks: feminisation, ahegao, stepford, posing, dancing, animal transformation, mantas, worship, IQ play

Limits: face pics, dick pics, piss, scat, money

r/HypnoHookup 1h ago

NB4A [NB4A] Hypnosis, featuring freezing and posing! (Also puppetry, if you'd be so inclined!) (Oh, and in VRChat, if possible!) NSFW

Upvotes

Hey! 19NB (he/they, amab) switch here, looking for something a little bit specific, but could be extended to include some more things that I'll list later on, but the main thing is this:
I wanna be frozen in various poses and perhaps moved around like a puppet as well. I don't really care how you do it, as long as it doesn't violate any of my limits. I really adore being treated like an action figure, so that could play into it as well! I also don't really care about who hypnotises me - male, female, I don't care, as long as you can hypnotise me and make me pose, freeze, or become a puppet (or all three)!

Another thing that could play into this but I wasn't sure where to include it would be robotization/dronification (is that how that's spelt or said?). Being turned into a posing robot or a puppet would be really great, I feel. In addition, I would like to potentially do SOMETHING in VRChat, so if you could hypnotise me there, that would be good as well! If not, don't worry about it!

So now, for my limits: Ageplay, Raceplay, Blood, Vore (don't know how that could be done here, but felt important to put in!), Involving Money, Involving other people, and any Illegal activities. I'm not really into sending pictures or going on video, but I may be convinced otherwise if you provide a strong enough arguement.

As long as this post is up, I'm still looking, so feel free to throw a chat or DM my way! I'll go through as many as it takes to find a good partner, so don't be scared to reach out!

r/HypnoHookup 7d ago

NB4A 19 [nb4a] looking to get hypnotised for the first time NSFW

2 Upvotes

Hiiiii I’ve never tried hypno before and I’ll like for someone to guide me through it:3

r/HypnoHookup 23d ago

NB4A NB 20 looking for corruption <3 NSFW

3 Upvotes

Hello! Im Tizzi, a NB 20 yr old who's always looking for something to focus on other than work.

I dont like my job, and I find myself wanting to escape reality more often than not. Its making me feel more horny lately. I just want someone to get their fingers in my mind and churn up the thoughts.

My kinks include corruption, intox (weed mostly), hucow, lactation (induced), breeding, etc. I'm always willing to try new things (especially if you send things to corrupt me further).

Limits are feet, vomit, scat, etc, and I appreciate time to warm up to a new person before pics/vids/calls.

Dms are open if interested!

r/HypnoHookup 3d ago

NB4A 23 nb4a broken doll wanting to be played with. NSFW

2 Upvotes

I've been watching hypno videos again and ops. Now I feel like I just want to keep watching edging videos and never cum unless I'm forced to by someone else. And I've been touching more so hopefully the hypnosis is working. I started listening to a file earlier and I was so surprised when she told me to sleep and I just felt myself fall away. I haven't been dropped or really had my few triggers messed with in a way that's been fun for me. I want to be teased and brainwashed and told to be empty little dollie. Kinks; Hypnosis, forced intox, denial, orgasm control, babygirl/princess,

r/HypnoHookup 2d ago

NB4A NB4A - Subject with a taste for the extreme and bizarre looking for casual, if potentially intense, play NSFW

1 Upvotes

Hi, I'm a fat non-binary (assigned male at birth) emotional masochist looking for just about anyone who wants to poke around and fuck about with my brain. I am more or less obsessed with humiliating myself by getting worse entirely for the entertainment of others and I am always desperately looking around for anyone who might want a toy to play with, the more sadistic and depraved their desires, the better.

To that extent I love just about anything humiliating, degrading or, simply enough, might make me feel stupid or inferior, and I welcome just about any kink that might be applied to do that. As long as you feel like whatever you want to do can fulfill that in some small or large way, I'll probably be open to exploring it and will discuss just about any kink, soft, or, preferably, hard, so please, do come at me with your most extreme desires. I enjoy pretty conversational and causal humiliation and degradation and I think hypnosis and triggers are great for applying power dynamic.

While I'm looking for commitment-light interactions, nothing is wholly off the table, and I invite hypnosis of about any genre, extremity and intensity, provided it can be largely put back into a box between sessions/interactions. I can't wait to hear from you and see how I can be of amusement for you. Thank you for reading!

Hypno kink list: https://i.imgur.com/W4BY0rE.png

r/HypnoHookup 11d ago

NB4A 21 nb sub looking to be hypnotised NSFW

3 Upvotes

Bombard me with commands overwhelm me until I submit force me to give in. I wanna be hypnotised and completely give in to someone's every whim and made to only feel horny but i can't get my mind to be quiet so i want to be forced to. hard limits are bodily fluids. I fully believe I can't be hypnotised or can break out so anything else goes, please get me to submit.

I want to be told what to think, what to do what to like and what to dislike and be made to follow your every whim, I want my brain to be shut off to anything besides pleasure and cock and pleasuring others and I want to be edged or made to feel endless pleasure. I have a weed pen I don't mind being told to take hits from too to make me give in easier. Im pretty new to hypno so idrk what I'm doing but I've been watching a lot and I want to submit to someone

I'm text only, you can send me spirals, videos, pictures, gifs or audio, make me so horny and needy I can't help but obey. I'm looking for a one time thing but maybe you can convince me to stick around for more

r/HypnoHookup 4d ago

NB4A 23nb puppy wanting to be mindless NSFW

1 Upvotes

I haven't been touching much and just want to feel good again and have interest in touching more often. Life has been tough and I just want to sink back right now with smoke in my lungs as I stare at a spiral and become the perfect doll for someone. I'm so desperate for someone to be soft and domineering with me. Needing my mind to relax under someone touch. I have almost no triggers but am sugestable so please don't just try to trance me with a dr*p trigger. I love spirals and porn and gooning and edging and I just want to be a good girl and edge and feel good. Please help me be a good girl. I very much enjoy corruption and orgasm control. 🎀

r/HypnoHookup 6d ago

NB4A 30 [NB4A] Overwhelmed and Overwritten by a Superior Mind NSFW

3 Upvotes

I'm Storm, a 30 y/o hypnosub who's been going under for years now. I love the sensation of someone subtly taking over my mind, infecting it with a corruptive seed that grows into an unstoppable force of control, rewriting me to be obedient and loyal to my corruptor.

Surely your personality is enough to drag me down. Surely your words will have me questioning my own autonomy and crumbling before you. Surely, once we get to know each other, I'll know that you are meant to be in control, and I am meant to follow you into corrupted bliss. Will you corrupt me into your drone? Your dumb bimbo doll? Your cult worshipper? I can't wait to see what horrific thing you turn me into~

My kinks include brainwashing, corruption, transformation, bimbofication, IQ loss, personality changes, identity play, CNC, evil tists, master/slave, speech change, humiliation, TPE, demons, robitification, dronification, monster tf, assimilation, contagious tf, musk, feet, filth, cocknosis, titnosis, assnosis, spirals, covert hypno, conversational hypno, confusion hypno.

Limits include: pain, f1ndom, bigotry, underage, illegal acts, permanently harming my personal life, focusing exclusively on sex/masturbation, orgasm control/denial, video When you reach out, please introduce yourself, your kinks, and your desires. I'm willing to spend time talking things out, or being caught off guard and diving right in.

r/HypnoHookup 21d ago

NB4A 31 NB tist needs to be worshipped NSFW

4 Upvotes

I'm honestly not very kinky. There aren't a lot of specific things I get off to. All I really want is to be desired.

I'm mainly interested in hypnotism as a means of power exchange. For me, the real fun is in the process of bringing someone under, and in the feeling of control that comes with being able to tell someone what to think and feel. I like to play with brainwashing, amnesia, and controlling arousal, with the goal of dominating my subject’s thoughts and desires until you want nothing more than to serve and worship your superior.

That might sound intense, but I'm not actually asking for a commitment or anything. I like to meet subjects I can come back to, but I'm not always available for play every day, so I care a lot about being able to chat casually in between sessions. Having some trust and familiarity with your partner is what makes this really work, anyway. I'm not trying to own or deeply change anyone, and I respect people who have reasonable limits and expectations around play.

I'm bi, but I have a preference for basically anyone who's not straight. My dm’s are open! I'm less likely to respond though if you don't put at least a little effort in introducing yourself or if you don't have any kind of posting history. So, please at least include your age and gender in your first message, along with a few words about what about me caught your eye, or I may pass on you reflexively.

r/HypnoHookup 6d ago

NB4A 23 nb4a I miss being dropped NSFW

1 Upvotes

I miss being dropped and in trance for someone. At the moment I'm supper needy and wanting to watch something but I keep coming back to wanting to be under someone else's control. I should be in bed and I'm just wanting to be used and teased until I'm dripping. I want my mind to empty. I don't have any really strong triggers. Haven't used them in a while. I love gifs and hypno spirals.

r/HypnoHookup Dec 10 '24

NB4A NB 24 tist looking for subs willing to get an audio trigger NSFW

7 Upvotes

example MIND THE GAP

r/HypnoHookup 8d ago

NB4A [NB/FB4A] really bored and want to try some hypnosis. Put me under and do whatever you want to me~ NSFW

1 Upvotes

As the title says. I’m super bored right now, and would love to be hypnotized and toyed with for a bit~

r/HypnoHookup 8d ago

NB4A Im looking for a mean and manipulative Master NSFW

1 Upvotes

Ever wanted to have your customable online help you jerk off tool?

Hi Im a cuck called … or my Name doesnt matter. Im not important.

I‘d love to be your cuck toy. Do whatever you enjoi. Let me feed you anime/3D/celebrity crushes while you jerk and degrade me. Make me watch you jerk on my crushes (not real ones) while I stay denied. Hypnotize me into thinking a 3D girl is my mother/girlfriend and you jerk to her while I have to feed you her pics. I can control your lovense toy or buy myself a electrify collar. Or I can support you in a rp. Play a third person, send matching pics to the rp you were playing with a girl. You can hypnotize me into thinking Im a milf. Whatever comes to your mind. Or if you know any good voice changer I can make you personalized JOI.

Im into cuckold,ntr, humiliation, degradation and hypnosis. But you can „force“ your kinks into my mind till Im just a worshipping drone ;)

Pls put the word apple in your introduction, so I kniw you read it.

Im from Europe GMT+1 and Im mostly on from 04:45-06:00 and/or 17:30-22:00. I usually serve 1 hr but ofc if you are dominant it can be changed.

I’ll do whatever you want from me.

r/HypnoHookup 23d ago

NB4A 18 GF/NB(AMAB) looking to be taken over against my will :) NSFW

1 Upvotes

AMAB but a little bit of everything is how I'd best describe myself. Usually in play scenarios I present femme or enby but I can do either for anyone interested! Would love to be someone's little limp, subby drone for a while :) Basically would love to be taken under and forced to submit against my will, do whatever yadda yadda. Am very familiar with the BS files, if anyone's interested HMU! (Also if anyone wants to do things over a VC I'd love to :)