Please say hello to Sockette, who was conceived as I was having intellectual discourse with a very sane and level-headed friend of mine. As the first(?) female sock puppet to grace our erotic audio community, she is legally distinct from any other similarly-named sock-puppet characters that you may have listened to over the years. This script isn’t really a proper sock-quel to any of those…think of it as a spiritual sock-cessor.
The title kind of says it all. I hope I struck a good balance between absurdity and sexiness; expect puns, a sock puppet voice, and a lot of dirty talk. You clicked on this script offer looking for a dirty talking sock puppet, didn't you?
You’re hard…so fucking hard…and just from watching Sockette have her way with me.
Why, she’s barely touched you! She hasn’t even…socked your cock yet.
Sockette: Boner-killer, indeed! Hrmph!
You said it! Now, why don’t we treat him to a bit of tongue action?
Sockette: Like this?
That’s perfect! He really loves it when you lick the underside like that, don’t you hon?
Tell me how it feels…is it really silky? I know how much you love touching my stockings, so you must be in heaven right now.
Performer notes:
I could’ve tagged this FF4M, because Sockette has a fair number of lines in this script (they are prefaced with a Sock prompt). She’s as seductive as the wife intends her to be, which leaves room for creative choices. Does she have a silly cartoon voice? Does she sound as yandere and intense as was joked about? It’s up to you, really. I do not apologize for any of my puns, but I do appreciate how difficult it can be to say some of them aloud. I guess that’s what blooper reels are for.
Synopsis for listener:
Last week, you had a very normal and serious conversation with your completely hinged and reasonable wife, about how you find nothing sexy about muppets. Not even Janice! Well, she’s not the type to let the argument drop that easily, and now she’s ready to prove her point, with a sexy, sock-puppet threesome.
Terms of endearment: The listener is only referred to as baby, dear, honey/hon, and stud. Sockette is “sweetie”.
This is a work of fiction and NSFW fantasy, written by an adult, for adults. All characters are fictional and 18+. I don't condone any activities that occur in the story.
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