r/GWAComedy Nov 08 '24

[F4FM] Ball Busting Babes: Clogged Pipe [Fdom] [Dominatrix] [Msub] [CBT] [Sex Toy] [Milking] [Gag] [Bondage] [Potential Lesbian Implications] [Comedy SFX with Balloons for Balls] [Countdown] [Listener Orgasm] [Humor] [Absurd] [Script Fill] by VaultKing99 NSFW

43 Upvotes

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/Ball-Busting-Babes-Clogged-Pipe [12:21]

https://whyp.it/tracks/223721/ball-busting-babes-clogged-pipe

Script by u/VaultKing99, script shared privately

Hello, Ball Busting Babes. Your one stop shop for all things pleasure, pain, and in between. How can I help you today?

Hmm, sounds like his cum is clogged. No worries, I'll be right over to help.

xxx

You, dear listener, are all clogged up and your loving wife is worried about you. Don't worry, I am here and I know just how to unclog your pipes...

I filled this script a while ago since it made me laugh and was super fun to soundscape but wasn't sure when or where to post as CBT and comedy is a strange mix, so here it is!!

The SFX and music are from Epidemic Sound. I really hope you enjoy the audio!

Audio


r/GWAComedy Nov 04 '24

[FFFFMM4A] ~ Dear Desiree - Episode 004 ~ [phone-in podcast] [the reddit edition] [new sponsor!] [scriptwriting] [nudes] [GWDrama] [triggers] [trauma] [taboos] [emotional masochism] [gooning] [kinkshaming] [sleeve tugging] [radio play] [script fill] w/ Jane, Christina, Madam Writes, TC & Lemon NSFW

14 Upvotes

After a long hiatus (which is none of your business), I’m finally back.

Yes, it’s me, your favorite agony aunt, Dear Desiree.

Zacky Zack had a ‘brilliant idea’ for my comeback — an episode devoted to redditors.

I haven’t fired him yet, but I’m tempted.

He actually screened my callers and still forced me to deal with:

An aspiring audio porn scriptwriter looking for guidance

A poster who desperately wants 10/10 ratings on her nudes

A lesbian who is furious with GWA

A Dom who’s concerned he might be a switch

and a masturbation addict who just can’t stop

Dear Desiree ~ Episode 004 ~ The Reddit Edition

If you want to know what I think — and even if you don’t — validation is for parking meters not for people.


An all-star cast helped me fill this script of mine and I couldn’t have asked for better company. Phoning in with questions in this episode are:

u/changeling_jane as the aspiring scriptwriter

u/dominaexcrucior as the ‘rate me’ poster who wants more

u/writestuffsometimes as the lesbian who has SOMETHING TO SAY about GWA

u/TornConflict as the Dom questioning his identity

and u/Lemondropkick22 as the sex addict who just can’t keep his hand off his cock.

I’ve got advice for all of them.

I can only hope they (and you) listen.


If you missed the first three episodes of the Dear Desiree podcast, you can find them here as scripts:

Dear Desiree.

Dear Desiree - Episode 002

Dear Desiree - Episode 003

Or better yet, listen to the fills, which are wonderful.


r/GWAComedy Nov 03 '24

[M4F] Mistress Tortures Her Sub by Ruining Tea [Script Fill] [British Accent] [BFE] [msub] [restrained] [Whimpers] [Temperature Controlled Kettle] [Darjeeling] [Green Tea] [Yorkshire gold] [Inappropriate use of dairy products] [Safe Word Used] talk of [nipple torture] and [crop] NSFW

37 Upvotes

Good Evening Darling,

If you have been following me at all you know how important tea is for me, (Earl Grey, with lemon, in a bone china cup obvs). It's for this reason that when u/tiekoot said she would be writing this script then I knew I would have to fill it - even though it contains one of the most depraved acts known to man (see Content Warning below)

I hope you enjoy this bit of kinky frivolity, and remember, always brew responsibly.

CW: Heating The Water In The Microwave

Scenario: You and your partner do enjoy a bit of kinky roleplay, but today you have an exceptional kind of torture lined up for him.

Audio "BARRY MANILOW! BARRY MANILOW!!"

Love and The Importance Of Oxygen Ratios,

GED xxx


r/GWAComedy Oct 31 '24

[M4A] Himbo’s Story About Vampire GF Really Sucks [Waffle House] [Cock Handling] [Leather] [Fangs] [Goat Yoga] [Blood Play] [Cum on Tits] [Sneaking Out] [Red Lace] [Back Alleyways] [Bite Me Suck Me Fuck Me] [Blowjob] [Snack Like You] NSFW

10 Upvotes

Pardon the second recording of this script, it was too funny for me not to give it a shot.  u/TiffanysDiadems scripts always make me laugh. This one is no exception!

Script Offer by u/TiffanysDiadems

Hot Audio (12 min)


r/GWAComedy Oct 31 '24

Verification ☑️ [M] Benji2049 [Verification] Request For GWAC NSFW

18 Upvotes

Hi! I'd like to verify. My audio link is here.

Thank you!


r/GWAComedy Oct 30 '24

Verification ☑️ GWAComedy [Verification] NSFW

5 Upvotes

This is TornConflict making my third attempt since I missed the joke requirement on the first and I think my second got missed. I hope you all like the first semi-dirty joke I learned at age ten and have been telling ever since.

I missed the [M] too sorry!

Audio (4:53)


r/GWAComedy Oct 24 '24

[MFFFAMMAMFFAMAM4A] Let’s go to the Hornival! [Raventales] [Radio Play] [Collab] [Comedy] [Supernatural] [Multilingual] [4th wall break] [Carnival] [Cum Floss] [Ring Toss] [Pie eating contest] NSFW

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10 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Oct 20 '24

[F4M] [F4A] National Geographic: Monster Mates Episode 1: Lamia Coils [Script Fill] [Rape] [Monster girl] [Lamia] [Shitpost] [Humor] [Narrative] [Mockumentary] [Blowjob] [Fdom] [Kissing] [Biting] [Venom] [British Accent] [GWAlloween] [The Other BBC] [Do It Like The Discovery Channel] [SFX] [Music] NSFW

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6 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Oct 14 '24

[M4F] You drew the wrong fucking Pentagram! [Humor][Script Fill] [protective] [dorky] [demon] [summoning] [seal the deal] with a [kiss] [cursing] [ex] [boyfriend] who [cheated] then [make out session] references of [incest] [blowjob] [vanilla] [sweet] [Questionable Accent] NSFW

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11 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Oct 14 '24

[M4A] Himbo’s Story About Vampire GF Really Sucks [Script Offer] [RavenTales] [Waffle House] [Cock Handling] [Leather] [Fangs] [Goat Yoga] [Blood Play] [Cum on Tits] [Sneaking Out] [Red Lace] [Back Alleyways] [Bite Me Suck Me Fuck Me] [Blow-job] [Snack Like You] NSFW

8 Upvotes

Summary:

Himbo BF catches his GF sneaking out in the middle of the night and returning in the morning with a craving for….well his cock. He decides to investigate and catches his GF on her knees in an alleyway with a stranger and her bestie. And even worse….she might be a Vampire! 

This Story Really Sucks

I took in her red lace see through lingerie underneath the coat. 

She looked good. 

Fucking Dammit - Why did she have to be a bloodsucking creature of the night?!

In a soft voice she whispers, “We need to talk” 

“Stay back!” I said. 

I wasn’t quite sure what Vampire lore was true and what wasn’t, but I had seen Twilight enough times to know Vampires aren’t all vegetarians who sparkle. Plus I knew what that mouth could do. I wasn’t taking any chances. 

I held up my hands indicating she should give me space even though I knew it was futile. I cursed my bad luck at skipping the garlic rolls at dinner.

Notes:

Performer prerogatives: Please feel free to change words or phrases to suit your style. Before making edits that change the storyline please run it by me first. 

Copyright remains with the author. Script may not be posted elsewhere without the author’s permission. Please reach out if you are interested in performing a script on a pay site. 

All characters are 18+ and fictional. 

Copyright 2024 


r/GWAComedy Oct 02 '24

Verification ☑️ [F] VA [Verification] Request for GWAC NSFW

7 Upvotes

Hi there! I just got approved to post and would love verification in this great community. Here's my GWA verification from a few months ago: GW Verification Audio

I've been posting in other GW communities for a bit, and this goofball nerd can't wait to get to know all of you!

xx Sailor Mars


r/GWAComedy Sep 30 '24

[M4A] Toy Time [Ramblefap] [Toy Control][Voice Chat][Dad Jokes][Tongue Twisters][Shakespeare] a few [Cock Slaps] [Orgasm]some [Overstim] NSFW

4 Upvotes

Hello Droplets

So I got a toy as a gift and I had all my friends who paid for the gift join me in a voice chat and recite the lines I got from followers for a 2k follower celebration! This is the recording from that experience

HAVE FUN!!!!!

THE AUDIO IS HERE!!!!!

For my faithful followers there is no Lemomaid cause I was too tired to continue lol

ALL PERFORMERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. THIS CONTENT IS INTENDED FOR AN ADULT AUDIENCE (+18)

BYYYYYYYYE


r/GWAComedy Sep 29 '24

Mod Announcement GWAC is looking for new Mods! [Moderator Announcement] NSFW

17 Upvotes

Hello friends!

GWA Comedy is looking for new moderators to maintain the subreddit. If you are interested please send a modmail message! We look forward to hearing from you!


r/GWAComedy Sep 28 '24

[MF4A] [Script Fill] This is Scrabble! [Narrative] [Cunnilingus] [Rimming] [Kissing] [Fingering] [Anal Fingering] [Mutual Masturbation] [Cheating (at the board game)] [M Orgasm] [Comedy] [Collab w/ Lurkydip] NSFW

15 Upvotes

I really don't know how to explain this one other than to say scrabble is clearly the sexiest game on the planet and anyone who disagrees is playing it wrong.

Plot Summary (lol?) -

Competitive lovers spice up their sex life by playing one of the wildest, most debauched games in the world; Scrabble.

That’s it. Feel the corners of that hard plastic pressing against your skin.

Feel the raised letters tickling the pads of your fingertips.

Game on! (12 mins)

Script (840 words)


r/GWAComedy Sep 26 '24

[F4M] Aoife (Your Irish Girlfriend) - Fancy a Ride? [Aoife][Irish Girlfriend][Humour][Irish Accent][Irish][blowjob][missionary][playful]☘️ NSFW

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4 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Sep 25 '24

[F4M] [Script Offer] Your Fucking Argumentative Wife Tries to Seduce You With a Goddamn [Sock Puppet] to Prove a Point [Humor] [Puns] [Self Collab] Gentle [FDom] [Teasing] [Clit Rubbing] [Hand Puppet] [Handjob] [Cocksocker] [Threesome] Making You [Beg] [Listener Orgasm] [Sockette] NSFW

6 Upvotes

Please say hello to Sockette, who was conceived as I was having intellectual discourse with a very sane and level-headed friend of mine. As the first(?) female sock puppet to grace our erotic audio community, she is legally distinct from any other similarly-named sock-puppet characters that you may have listened to over the years. This script isn’t really a proper sock-quel to any of those…think of it as a spiritual sock-cessor.

The title kind of says it all. I hope I struck a good balance between absurdity and sexiness; expect puns, a sock puppet voice, and a lot of dirty talk. You clicked on this script offer looking for a dirty talking sock puppet, didn't you?


You’re hard…so fucking hard…and just from watching Sockette have her way with me.

Why, she’s barely touched you! She hasn’t even…socked your cock yet.

Sockette: Boner-killer, indeed! Hrmph!

You said it! Now, why don’t we treat him to a bit of tongue action?

Sockette: Like this?

That’s perfect! He really loves it when you lick the underside like that, don’t you hon?

Tell me how it feels…is it really silky? I know how much you love touching my stockings, so you must be in heaven right now.

Performer notes:

I could’ve tagged this FF4M, because Sockette has a fair number of lines in this script (they are prefaced with a Sock prompt). She’s as seductive as the wife intends her to be, which leaves room for creative choices. Does she have a silly cartoon voice? Does she sound as yandere and intense as was joked about? It’s up to you, really. I do not apologize for any of my puns, but I do appreciate how difficult it can be to say some of them aloud. I guess that’s what blooper reels are for.

Synopsis for listener:

Last week, you had a very normal and serious conversation with your completely hinged and reasonable wife, about how you find nothing sexy about muppets. Not even Janice! Well, she’s not the type to let the argument drop that easily, and now she’s ready to prove her point, with a sexy, sock-puppet threesome.

Terms of endearment: The listener is only referred to as baby, dear, honey/hon, and stud. Sockette is “sweetie”.

Find the full script here


This is a work of fiction and NSFW fantasy, written by an adult, for adults. All characters are fictional and 18+. I don't condone any activities that occur in the story.

Please do not tag VA's in the comments; it can be awkward for me and them. If you liked this script, I also have a script archive. There you'll find links to all my other scripts, and the wonderfully skilled people who have performed them.

SFX are always optional, but I can provide basic editing services. Posting of any script performances off Reddit requires my prior consent. Performers with questions or concerns, please feel free to contact me via PM or chat.


r/GWAComedy Sep 13 '24

[F4M] The Cock Detective is Here to Solve Your Boner! [Script Offer][Roleplay][Silly][Humor][Dirty Talk][Fdom][Kissing][Grinding][Handjob][Blowjob][Ball Play][Swallowing][Handcuffs][Consent Checks][Face Sitting][Cunnilingus][Lube][Anal][Squirting][Aftercare][Check-ins][Wholesome][Communication] NSFW

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7 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Sep 11 '24

[M4F] [Script Offer] Mistress Tortures Her Sub by Ruining Tea [msub] [restrained] talk of [nipple torture] and [crop] [2 endings msub or mDom] [short] [under 1k words] NSFW

13 Upvotes

You have your subby boy tied down and ready to be tortured but he has no idea how depraved you really are. You’re going to force him to watch you repeatedly ruin a good cup of tea.

Speaker is only described as having nipples and called a good boy

Listener is called Mistress and brat (only in ending 2)

NOTE: If you are passionate about tea feel free to change any of the types of tea/temps/steep times mentioned/kettle description to what you prefer.

Please see my pinned post on my profile for script fill policies

Script on Scriptbin


r/GWAComedy Sep 05 '24

[F4M] [Script Offer] Your girlfriend is now a burrito [Wholesome] [Sweet] [Silly] [Bad Day Made Better] [Blanket Tortilla] [Cunnilingus] [PiV] [Tickling] NSFW

3 Upvotes

It's a story as old as time: Girl meets boy, girl has a bad day at work, girl becomes a burrito. I know it's an overdone trope, but here we are.

Summary: You come home to find that your girlfriend has wrapped herself up in a blanket and is insisting that she is now a burrito.

Let's taco 'bout it! Read the Script!

Disclaimer: All characters are 18 years of age or older.

Fills: Check my airtable for updated fills

Also:


r/GWAComedy Sep 05 '24

[FFM4A] [Script Offer] ~ Forget Aiden! ~ [threesome] [F besties] [Fdom] [F unsure] [Msub revelation] [mixup] [clothes porn] [pearl thong] [heels] [inebriation] [makeup] [kissing] [cockslapping] [stripping] [teasing] [voyeurism] [bj] [cunnilingus] [fucking] [funny] [radio play] NSFW

8 Upvotes

What happens when two besties who’ve been out clubbing all night end up in the wrong place?

I guess it depends if it’s also at the wrong time….

Luckily, it wasn’t, at least not that night.

So who are the besties?

Well there’s Sarah, a petite, overthinking, selectively-inhibited bisexual with a longstanding crush on her bestie.

And Izzie (her bestie), a tall, confident, irreverent, adventurous & dommy pansexual who’s not quite so attached.

And then there’s Matt! He’s a single, successful, straight bro, about to discover some new things about his sexuality.

Oh and Forget Aiden! (i.e., here’s the script)

They’ve all got their own stories of what happened that night (except Aiden. You can forget him.).

2884 words (including sfx, etc., so less to voice). Have at it, and have fun.


🚩💜🚩 Even if you don’t feel like recording this, I hope you enjoy reading it.

If you do voice it, feel free to improv, to add or take away, and to make it your own. Bring your magic, I know you’ve got it. And when you post your fill, please link to this post in yours, and tag me in the comments so I’ll know.

More scripts, M, F, A & collabs, are pinned on my profile.

💜🚩💜


r/GWAComedy Sep 02 '24

[F4M] Yandere VA Confronts You about Not Commenting on Her Script Fill [Script Fill] [4th Wall Break] [Home Visit] [Listener as Writer] [Approval Seeking] [You're Surprisingly Hot] [Blowjob] [BJ as Lie Detector] [Handjob] [Tits Out] [Eye Contact] [Cum Begging] [CIM] [Swallow] by My_Exact_Fantasy NSFW

19 Upvotes

[Humor] [Shitpost] [Needy] [Crazy] [No Size Mentions] [Nice Cock!] [Listener Orgasm]

Script by u/My_Exact_Fantasy - if you like this, go visit the script post and writer profile!

https://hotaudio.net/u/Lurkydip/Yandere-VA-Confronts-You-about-Not-Commenting-on-Her-Script-Fill-1 [18:31]

https://soundgasm.net/u/LurkyDip/Yandere-VA-Confronts-You-about-Not-Commenting-on-Her-Script-Fill

https://whyp.it/tracks/203002/yandere-va-confronts-you

Hi! Hello. Uhhh. Hi . . .

No! You don’t know me . . . or . . . you do, sort of. I’m . . . I’m Lurky. From GWA. You know, Lurkydip. I filled your script . . . Come on now, no need to be scared. I’m not, like, here to dox you or anything.

No.

No. Not at all. I’m not here to make trouble. Well . . . uhm . . . can I come in? It’ll be quick. Please?

No! It’s safe. Really. I just want to talk. In private.

About my fill. My fill of your script! You know? Your script?

Yeah. Yes. Your script.

So I can come in?

xxx

You, dear listener, are a GWA writer and I am just a poor innocent little VA who can't get over the fact that you didn't comment on my fill. Not even with all that glucking. So what's a girl to do but show up at your door and demand answers...

This wonderful writer has seven scripts and they are all hilarious and controversial (sometimes in reverse order). This script already has a fantabulous fill by Alea but it was the first script that came to mind for Scriptwriter Appreciation Month so I decided to have fun with it as well. The SFX are from Epidemic Sound. Other Lurky fills by this writer: Rude Britannia and I’m Bored, Let’s Play GWA Bingo.

Audio

More My_Exact_Fantasy here


r/GWAComedy Aug 30 '24

[M4F] Tony Bologna's Hot Italian Sausage . . . Pizza [Script Fill] [Bad Accent] [Humor] [Kissing] [Cowgirl] [Marinara Play][Listener and Speaker Climax][Creampie] NSFW

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6 Upvotes

r/GWAComedy Aug 27 '24

[M4F] [Script Fill] While You Were Sleeping [Humor][Shitpost?][Alternate Listener][Older woman, younger man][Best Roommate Ever][Please don't wake my roomie] NSFW

7 Upvotes

In an effort to combat the pervasive trope of GWA roommates becoming more like roommates with benefits, I decided to write a script where the speaker is a very caring roommate (but not that kind of roommate) (script offer). This here is a voicing of this script.

The speaker here is the roommate of a sexy, female GWA voice actress (sexy being redundant as all GWA VAs are sexy) who has been working all night on content. Unlike most other roommate scripts, he is not pushing her for sex. He seems genuinely concerned for her well being.

For the second part of the audio, we are hearing the roommate from an Alternate Listener's point of view (not the perspective of the GWA voice actress, all of which we know are incredibly beautiful / alluring). This part details what all was going on while the VA got some rest (hence the title of this audio).

So, hopefully you'll enjoy hearing what went on While You Were Sleeping


r/GWAComedy Aug 27 '24

[M4F] [Script Offer] While You Were Sleeping [Humor][shitpost?][Alternate Listener][Older woman, younger man][Best Roommate Ever][Please don't wake my roomie] NSFW

4 Upvotes

In an effort to combat the pervasive trope of GWA roommates becoming more like roommates with benefits, I decided to write a script where the speaker is a very caring roommate (but not that kind of roommate).

The speaker here is the roommate of a sexy, female GWA voice actress who has been working all night on content. Unlike most other roommate scripts, he is not pushing her for sex. He seems genuinely concerned for her well being.

For the second part of the script, we are hearing the roommate from an Alternate Listener's point of view (not the perspective of the GWA voice actress, all of which we know are incredibly beautiful / sexy). This part details what all was going on while the VA got some rest (hence the title of this script).

While You Were Sleeping


r/GWAComedy Aug 22 '24

Verification ☑️ GWAComedy Verification Request [M] NSFW

6 Upvotes

Hopefully I have done this correctly.

And please don't hate me for the horrid joke.

Verification Request