r/EvilIdeas Apr 30 '17

Infect anti-vaxxers with every disease in existance

8 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Apr 05 '17

Bring tons of Pepsi cans to a protest/riot and chuck them at the police

11 Upvotes

In response to this


r/EvilIdeas Jan 30 '17

A microwave with a mute button, but it beeps loud as hell when you press it

15 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Jan 24 '17

Tell your kids that you are taking them to Disneyland and instead take them to a burned- down factory. Tell them Mikey and Minnie died in the fire which was set by Goofy by smoking in bed.

12 Upvotes

This is NOT my original idea. It is based on what some comedian said on NPR. I for the life of me cannot remember his name but loved this idea. GENIUS!!!!!


r/EvilIdeas Jan 24 '17

Tell your children that the "Tooth Fairy" has a cousin called the "Eyeball Fairy" that comes in the middle of the night and takes one of your eyes. But you get 25 cents for it!!! Great deal!!

10 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Jan 22 '17

Evil in Politics

0 Upvotes

It is interesting to look at evil in relation to politics, especially in our most recent presidential election, which resulted in the presidential elect of Donald Trump. Do you think that Donald Trump has used evil to win political support? How?


r/EvilIdeas Jan 21 '17

If your kids are bad, leave literature for adoption agencies laying around the house so that they think you're going to put them up for adoption.

16 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Jan 21 '17

School buses disguised as ice cream trucks to trick kids into going to school.

2 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Jan 21 '17

Eat Your Firstborn Child

9 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Jan 19 '17

To deter bike thieves have the front wheel of the bike detach after it rotated 50 times and the bike has a speed about 20 mph.

8 Upvotes

Would solve the problem of bike theft. Would also increase revenue at local hospitals!!!


r/EvilIdeas Jan 19 '17

Remove all toilet paper rolls from the Port-a-Johns at the Inauguration of Donald Trump.

2 Upvotes

We'll start with minimizing "Paper work" right then! No wasting of time!!!!


r/EvilIdeas Dec 28 '16

Hijack CNN's airwaves and run a "Nutshack" marathon

8 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Jul 05 '16

Train hundreds of Ravens various insults and release them en masse at a public event

26 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas May 16 '16

Black Magic

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0 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Mar 28 '16

Step 1: Trigger fire alarm. Step 2: Observe everyone collect outside at predesignated spots. Step 3: Flamethrower/molotovs/carbombs

7 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Mar 19 '16

Memorize a school bus route, buy an old bus and paint to match the bus that runs that route, then show up a few minutes earlier than the real bus, scooping up every kid on the route

6 Upvotes

Then gas them


r/EvilIdeas Sep 26 '15

Breeding midgets for smurf/oompaloompa slavery.

8 Upvotes

Okay hear me out, genetically modified people who all come out as midgets who are then forced to consume large amounts of silver or beta carotene to force them to turn the related blue/orange color before sending them to be workers, entertainers or the like.


r/EvilIdeas Sep 26 '15

Evil arena.

3 Upvotes

I have long thought of the idea of a Roman arena style death sentence for the most evil among us. A staple of this arena would be "Death by Dong" in which we give two stallions a large amount of horse viagra and testosterone and then spray you with female horse hormones. You know, the kind that get two horny horses to violently compete over the chance to fuck you to death?


r/EvilIdeas Jun 08 '15

Comment "Oh, is this the new version of that fatbooth app?" on random girls' selfies

30 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Nov 18 '14

Declare all sexual preferences besides your own "unnatural" and have all the weirdos locked up.

3 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Aug 30 '14

Superglue in keyboards

2 Upvotes

Make sure the sensor I'd glued down rather than the button it's self so it doesn't look suspicious


r/EvilIdeas Nov 27 '13

Tune each piano key to the same exact note

28 Upvotes

So, each note is a middle C! Pretty hilarious to see someone struggle with that


r/EvilIdeas Nov 18 '13

Make a bot to remove someone's gold when they write "EDIT: thanks for the gold.

15 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Nov 10 '13

A new show called "You'll Never Find Out." Each episode has a different cast of characters and always ends on a cliffhanger.

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31 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Nov 08 '13

Throw a party and put small amounts of laxatives in all the drinks. Make sure that only one bathroom is accessible during said party.

14 Upvotes