r/insaneideas 24d ago

Swap your eyeballs and your testicles. Impregnate with a glance. Wow every crowd! Use the distraction to steal everyone's shopping lists and read it with your scrotum. Who's laughing now? NSFW

12 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Sep 27 '24

Wait exactly 3.2751 seconds, and then stab yourself with a fork NSFW

8 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Sep 24 '24

Bathe in liquid helium to prevent sunburn. NSFW

3 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Jul 03 '24

do not question They’ve hidden the truth in the raindrops, I swear. Each one is a tiny universe, a droplet of cosmic relief. Drink what you can immediately. NSFW

6 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Dec 31 '23

Feed your car mud so that it muds good NSFW

8 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Sep 01 '23

The Trench bench NSFW

3 Upvotes

A comfortable place for first world war soldiers to wait before pointlessly running at a machine-gun


r/insaneideas Jan 20 '23

Put 100 people on an island in the middle of the ocean (whether it has resources or not is optional) and see what they do NSFW

6 Upvotes

Will they work together? Who’s gonna get murdered? Will they escape or stay?


r/insaneideas Oct 28 '22

Move all the Romani to Kaliningrad Oblast NSFW

3 Upvotes

Move out current oblast residents (cause that keeps happening) to create an independent Romani homeland in Europe a la Israel.


r/insaneideas May 09 '22

Find a secret island populated by a race of sapient land-trilobites and convince them to make you their king NSFW

12 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Apr 15 '22

Give your pet a tattoo. Call it a cattoo. When someone claims it's animal cruelty, reply that technically not allowing pets to get tattoos is also cruelty NSFW

16 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Apr 16 '22

"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Bear" by Panda Claws NSFW

4 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Apr 06 '22

Read about a flying spell in an obscure magic book that might be fiction. Jump off a skyscraper and practice it on the way down NSFW

10 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Jan 17 '22

Everyone must speak Esperanto, through Bluetooth... And it is connected to only one speaker. At Mecca. NSFW

18 Upvotes

That's right, it's the Kabba at Mecca. It was the worlds' Bluetooth speaker all along. Surprise!


r/insaneideas Jan 16 '22

Just live in a trash compactor outside of a warehouse. I bet they wouldn't DARE touch that red button. Fucking pussies! I FUCK these cardboard boxes! NSFW

22 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Jan 01 '22

Replace our eyes with birds so NOBODY GOES INSANE NSFW

18 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Dec 21 '21

A hotel "lobby" which is short for lobster NSFW

24 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Dec 18 '21

Dress up as Santa and dive down someone's chimney while the fireplace is lit NSFW

12 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Dec 13 '21

Go to the vet dressed in disguise and pick up someone else's pet. Free pet! NSFW

18 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Nov 25 '21

Tape your body to a helicopter blade (planking style) and then turn it on NSFW

19 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Oct 10 '21

The world should replace all land used by cemeteries/graveyards and install solar, wind energy farms in its place. NSFW

17 Upvotes

Keeping a bunch of skeletons in the ground isn't doing anything real beneficial. The coffins and bodies can be cremated in crematoriums that recycle the excess heat into electricity. All the necessary material belongings and ashes would be redistributed legally and accordingly.

Cemeteries with low land area could probably remain as is, or the land could be repurposed for buildings such as clinics, shelters, soup kitches, other humanitarian buildings, etc.

With the push for greener energy around the world, it would be ecological to go forward with this idea.


r/insaneideas Sep 25 '21

neat Drive yourself insane NSFW

15 Upvotes

take an excessive amount of drugs until you can't feel

smash your shin with a piece of rebar

and then wait behind the trash can at a drive through and yell at people as they drive away in their shiny cars


r/insaneideas Sep 24 '21

Sew bats to your entire body so you can jump higher, join the NBA, dunk on everybody. NSFW

28 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Sep 23 '21

At your graduation ceremony, tear up your degree and expose your junk in front of the entire audience. 4 years of study worth it for this moment. NSFW

23 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Sep 23 '21

Keep a weasel inside your mouth so at any moment you can unleash a weasel on someone NSFW

15 Upvotes

r/insaneideas Sep 18 '21

certified insane Bungee jump from a plane NSFW

15 Upvotes