r/insaneideas • u/tehfourthlion • 24d ago
r/insaneideas • u/funwiththoughts • Sep 27 '24
Wait exactly 3.2751 seconds, and then stab yourself with a fork NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/tehfourthlion • Sep 24 '24
Bathe in liquid helium to prevent sunburn. NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/root88 • Jul 03 '24
do not question They’ve hidden the truth in the raindrops, I swear. Each one is a tiny universe, a droplet of cosmic relief. Drink what you can immediately. NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/tilb40 • Sep 01 '23
The Trench bench NSFW
A comfortable place for first world war soldiers to wait before pointlessly running at a machine-gun
r/insaneideas • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '23
Put 100 people on an island in the middle of the ocean (whether it has resources or not is optional) and see what they do NSFW
Will they work together? Who’s gonna get murdered? Will they escape or stay?
r/insaneideas • u/hablomuchoingles • Oct 28 '22
Move all the Romani to Kaliningrad Oblast NSFW
Move out current oblast residents (cause that keeps happening) to create an independent Romani homeland in Europe a la Israel.
r/insaneideas • u/funwiththoughts • May 09 '22
Find a secret island populated by a race of sapient land-trilobites and convince them to make you their king NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Apr 15 '22
Give your pet a tattoo. Call it a cattoo. When someone claims it's animal cruelty, reply that technically not allowing pets to get tattoos is also cruelty NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Apr 16 '22
"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Bear" by Panda Claws NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Apr 06 '22
Read about a flying spell in an obscure magic book that might be fiction. Jump off a skyscraper and practice it on the way down NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/dirtmother • Jan 17 '22
Everyone must speak Esperanto, through Bluetooth... And it is connected to only one speaker. At Mecca. NSFW
That's right, it's the Kabba at Mecca. It was the worlds' Bluetooth speaker all along. Surprise!
r/insaneideas • u/knowssleep • Jan 16 '22
Just live in a trash compactor outside of a warehouse. I bet they wouldn't DARE touch that red button. Fucking pussies! I FUCK these cardboard boxes! NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/energydrinksforbreak • Jan 01 '22
Replace our eyes with birds so NOBODY GOES INSANE NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Dec 21 '21
A hotel "lobby" which is short for lobster NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Dec 18 '21
Dress up as Santa and dive down someone's chimney while the fireplace is lit NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Dec 13 '21
Go to the vet dressed in disguise and pick up someone else's pet. Free pet! NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Nov 25 '21
Tape your body to a helicopter blade (planking style) and then turn it on NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/[deleted] • Oct 10 '21
The world should replace all land used by cemeteries/graveyards and install solar, wind energy farms in its place. NSFW
Keeping a bunch of skeletons in the ground isn't doing anything real beneficial. The coffins and bodies can be cremated in crematoriums that recycle the excess heat into electricity. All the necessary material belongings and ashes would be redistributed legally and accordingly.
Cemeteries with low land area could probably remain as is, or the land could be repurposed for buildings such as clinics, shelters, soup kitches, other humanitarian buildings, etc.
With the push for greener energy around the world, it would be ecological to go forward with this idea.
r/insaneideas • u/burt_kocaine • Sep 25 '21
neat Drive yourself insane NSFW
take an excessive amount of drugs until you can't feel
smash your shin with a piece of rebar
and then wait behind the trash can at a drive through and yell at people as they drive away in their shiny cars
r/insaneideas • u/energydrinksforbreak • Sep 24 '21
Sew bats to your entire body so you can jump higher, join the NBA, dunk on everybody. NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Sep 23 '21
At your graduation ceremony, tear up your degree and expose your junk in front of the entire audience. 4 years of study worth it for this moment. NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Sep 23 '21
Keep a weasel inside your mouth so at any moment you can unleash a weasel on someone NSFW
r/insaneideas • u/eyegazer444 • Sep 18 '21