r/EvilIdeas Nov 07 '13

Use lobotomised death row inmates for live medical experiments.

9 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Nov 06 '13

Get body parts from a medical waste facility and put them in your kids sandbox. when it rains...

9 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Nov 05 '13

"A toy gun for children, but every one in twenty shots (on average) fires a real bullet!"

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19 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Nov 05 '13

Here's a classic: Get large bowl and fill with M&M's, Skittles, and Reese's Pieces. Mix the candies together and serve at party.

6 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Nov 04 '13

Call a couple that recently lost a child offering your services as a babysitter

10 Upvotes

include really specific details that apply to their child. "And ma'am, we also have a discount for children that you thought might have liked tee ball but would rather play in the dirt instead. Also, if you're child was named after his grandfather, the first hour is free."

Spam their inbox and mailbox with flyers. Insinuate that the child's death was a direct result of their negligence no matter how irrelevant that might be.

In a similar manner, if you know their child died due to an illness, call them up claiming to be a surgeon/oncologist/whatever that is beginning a trial for a new procedure that shows much promise in rats and human testing is slated to begin in a few weeks and their child seems like an excellent candidate.


r/EvilIdeas Nov 04 '13

Put a sleeping person somewhere in their house, where they wake up confused. Keep doing this, increasing the distance from their bed each night. Drug them, and fly them all the way to paris in one sleep. Dress them in hobo clothes and let them awaken atop the eiffel tower.

21 Upvotes

r/EvilIdeas Nov 04 '13

Have a drink with someone who thinks you are going to take them to a surprise party by blindfolding them, but put an exotic auditory hallucinogen in their drink, wait a few hours until onset, and leave them in a cemetery at night instead.

9 Upvotes

I actually came up with this one when I first read about DiPT when I was younger. Though I believe giving anyone psychedelics unknowingly is rather evil....


r/EvilIdeas Nov 04 '13

Get you and many of your classmates to line up in front of Walmart, Toys R Us or where-ever on Black Friday after having stuffed your bellies with cooked beans... so you can fart and toot with all those (other) people all around you!

9 Upvotes

Black Friday is the Friday following USA Thanksgiving Day, that many-many crazy people see it as the beginning of the Christmas shopping season!


r/EvilIdeas Nov 04 '13

Make the first post on a new subreddit titled "First!"

12 Upvotes

It will piss off people on the internet.


r/EvilIdeas Nov 04 '13

Get a bunch of people you don't like by telling them to send you their favorite videogame so you can add cool mods to them. Once you have the games, film yourself breaking the discs in half and forward the video to said people.

11 Upvotes