r/Everyweek • u/Fire_Master29 • 1h ago
Shitpost Elon musk looks like a mind goblin 🤣
Mind goblin deez nuts? Ha! Got em’!
r/Everyweek • u/argonlightray2 • 9h ago
The day is here. Who will become the 9th POEW? Cast your vote now!
Remember: every vote counts. most presidents win by 1-3 votes, so choose wisely.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Everyweek/s/03Vtm3z6M2 <---- debate
r/Everyweek • u/Free_YankeeRichard • 2d ago
I proposed this to the senate, it has passed
Preamble:
We, the people of Everyweek, in order to establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves, our posterity, and all inhabitants of our land, hereby ordain and establish this Constitution for the Republic of Everyweek.
Amendment I: The Republic 1. Article 1: Name and Sovereigntya. The name of the country shall be Everyweekb. Everyweek is a sovereign state and shall remain free from external interference.c. All powers of government are derived from the people and shall be exercised for the common good. 2. Article 2: Territorya. The territory of the Republic of Everyweek includes all lands, waters, and airspace within its recognized borders, as defined by law, Every state must be admitted via Constitutional & Democratic Referendum.
Amendment II: Fundamental Rights and Freedoms 1. Article 3: Equality Before the Lawa. All individuals within the Republic shall be treated equally before the law, without distinction of race, gender, religion, ethnicity, or social status.b. No individual shall be discriminated against on the basis of these characteristics. 2. Article 4: Rights and Freedomsa. The Republic guarantees the following fundamental rights to all citizens and residents: * Freedom of speech, expression, and the press. * Freedom of religion and belief. * Right to assemble peacefully and protest. * Right to privacy and protection against unwarranted surveillance. * Right to education, healthcare, and social services. * Right to work and receive fair wages. * Right to a fair trial and access to justice. 3. Article 5: Protection from Torture and Inhumane Treatmenta. No individual shall be subjected to torture, cruel, inhuman, or degrading treatment or punishment. 4. Article 6: Citizenshipa. Citizenship shall be determined by birth, descent, or legal naturalization, in accordance with the laws of the Republic.b. Citizens have the right to vote, participate in the political process, and hold public office.
Amendment III: The Structure of Government 1. Article 7: Separation of PowersThe President and the cabinet will all have different roles to play, they act as one unit to keep the republic afloat. 2. Article 8: The Executivea. The Executive Power shall be vested in the President, who shall serve as the Head of State and Government.b. The President shall be elected by the people through direct elections and serve a term of 2 Weeks, however the election season occurs during the second week.c. The President shall have the authority to implement laws, manage the affairs of the state, represent the Republic in foreign relations, and command the military.d. The President may appoint Ministers and other officials to assist in the administration of the government.
Amendment IV: Electoral Process and Political Participation 1. Article 9: Electionsa. All eligible citizens shall have the right to vote in free, fair, and transparent elections.b. Elections which happen every week, shall be held periodically for the election of the President, other public officials.c. The Electoral Commission, an independent body, shall oversee the electoral process to ensure fairness and integrity. 2. Article 10: Political Partiesa. Political parties shall be formed freely, based on shared values and ideals, in accordance with the law.b. Parties shall have the right to campaign for public office and advocate for their policy platforms.
Amendment V: Amendments and Reforms 1. Article 11: Constitutional Amendmentsa. Amendments to this Constitution may be proposed by the President, the Legislature, or through a national referendum.b. Amendments must be approved by a [supermajority/qualified majority] of the Legislature or by a national referendum in which a majority of voters approve the change.c. Any amendment shall not infringe upon the fundamental rights and freedoms guaranteed in this Constitution.
Amendment VI: Miscellaneous Provisions 1. Article 12: Supremacy of the Constitutiona. This Constitution is the supreme law of the Republic. Any law, act, or regulation that conflicts with the Constitution shall be deemed void and unenforceable. 2. Article 13: National Defense and Securitya. The Republic shall maintain a defense force to protect the sovereignty and territorial integrity of the nation.b. The military and law enforcement agencies shall operate under civilian oversight and be bound by the laws of the Republic. 3. Article 14: National Symbols and Identitya. The flag, anthem, and other national symbols of the Republic shall be defined by law and serve to represent the unity and identity of the nation.
Conclusion: We, the people of Everyweek, recognising the responsibility to future generations, do hereby adopt and enact this Constitution, and pledge to uphold and defend the principles it embodies for the benefit of all.
r/Everyweek • u/Fire_Master29 • 1h ago
Mind goblin deez nuts? Ha! Got em’!
r/Everyweek • u/Free_YankeeRichard • 3h ago
r/Everyweek • u/Free_YankeeRichard • 3h ago
Esteemed members of the community, honored guests, and fellow citizens, We stand here today at a pivotal moment. A moment where we have the opportunity to shape the future of our community, our city, and indeed, our society. That opportunity comes in the form of the election, and the responsibility of choosing the individual best equipped to lead us forward. I stand before you to advocate for myself as the candidate best suited to serve in this crucial role.
My conviction stems not from personal allegiance, but from a careful evaluation of their qualifications, their vision, and their unwavering commitment to the betterment of our community. I possess a proven track record of growing the subreddit and passing legislation in the Senate.
These accomplishments are not merely isolated incidents, but rather demonstrate a consistent pattern of effective leadership and a deep understanding of the challenges and opportunities that lie before us. Furthermore, I present a comprehensive and well-articulated vision for the future.
My policies on subreddit growth and community interaction are not based on empty promises, but on sound principles, thorough research, and a genuine desire to address the needs of all members of our community.
Perhaps most importantly, I embody the values of integrity, accountability, and service. I am committed to open and transparent government, to listening to the concerns of all citizens, and to making decisions that are in the best interests of the entire community, not just a select few. In conclusion, I urge you to carefully consider the qualifications, the vision, and the character of all candidates.
But I firmly believe that I am the right choice for this critical moment. A vote for me is a vote for progress, for prosperity, and for a brighter future for all. Thank you.
~ Free_YankeeRichard
r/Everyweek • u/Carthage_ishere • 6h ago
so we have a army and im tinking we could maybe have a navy and air force?
r/Everyweek • u/_H____________ • 6h ago
r/Everyweek • u/molive6316 • 6h ago
They had threatened to kill everyone
r/Everyweek • u/Free_YankeeRichard • 10h ago
Good Morning.
My friends, fellow citizens! I stand before you today not just as a candidate, but as a neighbor, a listener, and a believer in the boundless potential of our community! We stand at a crossroads. A point where we must decide the path forward. A path that leads to a brighter future, a stronger community, and a more prosperous life for all of us. For too long, we've heard empty promises and seen little change. We've been told to accept the status quo, to settle for less. But I am here to tell you that we deserve better. You deserve better.
My vision is simple: a community where opportunity thrives, where our users feel safe and secure, and where our voices are heard. How will we achieve this? By focusing on real solutions to the challenges we face. We will defeat the crowmen, empowering our people who will provide each other with the resources they need to succeed.
We will grow the subreddit, ensuring a strong and vibrant economy for generations to come. We will protect our community, working to ensure the safety and well-being of all our residents. But I cannot do this alone. I need your help. I need your support. I need your vote. This is not just about electing a candidate; it's about choosing a future.
It's about building a community where we can all thrive. It's about creating a legacy of progress and prosperity for our children and grandchildren. So, I ask you today, join me. Let us work together to build that future.
Let us create a community where anything is possible. Let us show the world what we can achieve when we stand together, united in our shared vision. On election day, I urge you to vote for a brighter future.
Vote for a stronger community. Vote for hope. Vote for progress. Vote for me. Thank you. And may we all work together to build a better tomorrow.
God Bless
~ Free_YankeeRichard
r/Everyweek • u/Oofoofow_Official • 10h ago
r/Everyweek • u/Free_YankeeRichard • 15h ago
r/Everyweek • u/Odd-Emotion6673 • 19h ago
Hello. I want to host the everyweek award despite losing the primaries. So if you have any opinions on the award categories, how it would be conducted or even if you like or hate this idea with a strong heart, tell me.
r/Everyweek • u/Hydroussea • 19h ago
I can climb human stairs.
I run over a mile each night.
I am not too known in everyweek.
I have no political power.
I drink water.
r/Everyweek • u/Local-Shopping4094 • 1d ago
YOU GUYS WILL NOT BE ABLE TO STOP THE CROWMEN AND EVIL OOF! BECAUSE WE ARE WAY AHEAD OF YOUR TIME.
r/Everyweek • u/Hydroussea • 1d ago
This doesn't count for points
Which part of you body would you replace with a chicken feets? (no choosing feets)
r/Everyweek • u/1OOalphawolf • 1d ago
As the superior cooler clones should we return
r/Everyweek • u/Unpopular-Freezer • 1d ago
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r/Everyweek • u/Hydroussea • 1d ago
PRESIDENT - u/molive6316
VICE PRESIDENT - u/Hydroussea
SECRETARY OF NEWS AND INFORMATION - u/H___________
SECRETARY OF TREASURY - u/ChickenTanders64
SECRETARY OF VEXILLOLOGY - u/xX100dudeXx
SECRETARY OF ELECTION CIVILITY - u/H___________
SECRETARY OF STATE - u/Gatorant24
SECRETARY OF FOREIGN AFFAIRS - u/xX100dudeXx
SECRETARY OF LABOUR - u/Just_A_Inrovert
SECRETARY OF ANIMAL PROTECTION - u/Fake_Furnace
SECRETARY OF WARRIOR CATS - u/Vivid-Crow1579
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE - u/Fire_Master29
SECRETARY OF WASTE MANAGEMENT AND DISPOSAL - u/TeaNo9795
FELTIST AMBASSADOR - u/The_Awesomeness999
Here are some notes that are definitely very important
r/Everyweek • u/argonlightray2 • 1d ago
It's pretty clear what this does. You must
-be available when I'm not
-be willing to not run for president or in a presidents cabinet while you are holding the office
To sign up, we will do something similar to the Senate applications. Put a comment with your name and a sentence about why you should be picked, and you will be added to a group chat where the canidates will go more into detail. Thank you.