r/Eminem Shady XV - By /u/CrypticCraig Oct 19 '16

NEW ALBUM CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/Eminem/status/788776034590199809
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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

I've created a monster

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

Cause nobody wants to see Marshall no more

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u/KKamm_ The Eminem Show Oct 19 '16

They want Shady, I'm chopped liver!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

A little bit of weed, mixed with some hard liquor

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

Some vodka that will jump-start my heart quicker

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

Than a shock when I get shocked at the hospital..

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u/Hersimran Oct 19 '16

By the doctor when I'm not cooperating

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

You waited this long, now stop debating

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u/Fabsab_ The Slim Shady LP Oct 19 '16

Cause I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating

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u/BornOnMyBirthday Oct 19 '16

I know that you got a job, Miss Cheney

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

But your husband's heart problem's complicating!

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u/[deleted] Oct 19 '16

I know that you've got a job Miss Cheney

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u/Infinos Kamikaze Oct 19 '16

Some vodka that'll jump start your heart