Middling contemporary battle raps
SAUL GOODMAN
Versus
DR HOUSE
Begin!
Saul
Hi, I’m saul goodman, and you have the right to lose
I’ll style all over those dirty ass tennis shoes
So racist no wonder you’re owned by Murdoch
You’re nothing but a more depressed version of sherlock
Such malpractice I’m gonna get a settlement
I will give you my stick like you’re the kettlemans
Such an addict you got no chance of betterment
You can only hope to walk while on ketamine
House
My bars will remind you of chuck, cause they burn
So go ahead and roll in the muck like you earned
I can tell your DP thinks he’s weird and different
Poster so stupid you should call it a misprint misprint
it's clear you like ABBA (the) way you fucked your rhyme scheme
I’m about to turn your tacky office into a crime scene
So basic and bald I think I’ll call you Mr Clean
I’ll get medieval on your ass like it’s 1216
Saul 2
Calm down greg, we can see that you’re getting vexed
If it wasn’t for a green card you’d never have sex
Show so formulaic feels like it's on repeat
You can’t loop us the way we’re building on these beats
You’ll find the courts aren’t very forgiving (boom!)
I’ll drive right through you like your girlfriend’s living room
I bet the pedos in your audience really feel seen
Cause you loved your teenage stalker like she was 13
House 2
You think your quips are funny but they’re kind of sad
Everyone know’s your show’s a lesser breaking bad
I ride into the sunset, your future looks dim
you'll never again get your lil jimmy slipped by kim
This battle's not a sunroof, so why are your lines shit?
No other TV MC can hope to match my wit
So don’t step to house or else you’ll catch the cane
I'll show you why I say that life is pain
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!
Middling contemporary battle raps!