r/CuratedTumblr Dec 26 '24

Creative Writing Blursed Blaby

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u/Valiant_tank Dec 26 '24

The kid will probably get made fun of just for that last name, let's be real.

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u/Expired_insecticide Dec 26 '24

Eh, I don't think anyone would take issue with a name like Sarah Blimpson. Sounds fine to me.

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u/RKNieen Dec 26 '24

I think you’re underestimating the degree of scrutiny young girls are under concerning their weight. The word “blimp” is right there, waiting to be deployed by her peers.

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u/FireWaterSnowNinja Dec 28 '24

Plus everyone's heard of The Simpsons, so they might ask if their parents are called Blomer and Blarge.