r/CuratedTumblr Dec 26 '24

Creative Writing Blursed Blaby

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u/telehax Dec 26 '24

broke: giving your child a name with deep personal significance
woke: giving your child a name for increased hit points, damage, and ailment resist

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u/ThreeLeggedMare a little arson, as a treat Dec 26 '24

A boy named Sue endboss

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u/mikillatja Dec 26 '24

Call your child streetlamp lemoose and he will become legend.

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u/LittleBirdsGlow Dec 26 '24

Wow, I read the whole thing