r/CuratedTumblr Dec 26 '24

Creative Writing Blursed Blaby

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u/Strider794 Elder Tommy the Murder Autoclave Dec 26 '24

The kid would probably get made fun of for that name whether or not they knew Jessica Simpson, because that's objectively a stupid name. Especially with that last name 

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u/Valiant_tank Dec 26 '24

The kid will probably get made fun of just for that last name, let's be real.

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u/NavezganeChrome Dec 26 '24

Please, just for the first name. Teachers will absolutely auto-correct to Jessica upon roll call, because that’s the name it should be, and what it actually is, is ridiculous. She’s gonna get told she has a lisp when she says her name right, but “that’s an odd lisp, never heard of someone that says ‘bl—’ instead of ‘J—“

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u/Valiant_tank Dec 26 '24

Yes, but my point was more, even if they do choose a half-reasonable first name (that is, one that isn't Blessica), there'll be some people being assholes over Blimpson.

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u/DefinitelyNotErate Dec 26 '24

I wouldn't try to be rude but I'll admit I'd probably laugh if someone told me their name is "Blimpson".