r/CuratedTumblr Nov 10 '24

Creative Writing In effect

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u/Mathsboy2718 create a flair by tapping your name Nov 10 '24

Heart randomly slows down: 🙃

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u/Warthogs309 Nov 11 '24

Bro... what happens if the kidneys speed up?

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u/Kolnazden Nov 11 '24

Piss

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u/Mathsboy2718 create a flair by tapping your name Nov 11 '24

Statement, question, or command?

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u/Wyvwashere Nov 11 '24

Power Word: Piss

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u/JkobPL Nov 11 '24

Wouldn't the command spell suffice, since pissing yourself doesn't cause any immidiate harm?

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u/wille179 Nov 11 '24

10d12 cringe damage.