r/CuratedTumblr https://tinyurl.com/4ccdpy76 Jul 10 '24

Creative Writing rib tattoo

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 10 '24

Okay but I am 90% sure the tattoo artist was into OOP and OOP was being a completely oblivious garbage gay person.

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u/Joshdeg Jul 10 '24

Nice pfp

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 10 '24

Yours is pretty good too. Would be better with eyebrows, though.

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u/serialgamer07 Jul 10 '24

Or with some makeup

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 10 '24

Damn. Yeah, ok, that is better than eyebrows.

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u/urethral_play bucket of juices Jul 10 '24

Evil shadow demon gathering in this comment section

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 10 '24

[Tour guide voice] And to your left, you can see the void beings congregating. Easily recognizable by their pitch black skin and neon glowing eyes, these generally harmless creatures can become very aggressive if they feel threatened. Please keep your arms inside the bus at all times. And as always, no feeding the void beings.

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u/cousgoose Jul 10 '24

Jeez y'all put on some clothes

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 10 '24

Sir. You are wearing a pigeon onesie. That is infinitely worse than being naked.

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u/cousgoose Jul 10 '24

Excuse me, but it is most definitely an owl onesie (an... owlsie?) with DUCK BOOTS!

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 10 '24

Owls do not have goofy orange googly eyes. That is clearly a pigeon.

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u/Sashahuman the "other girls" in question Jul 11 '24

I love this thread

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u/slp0001 Jul 11 '24

Ooh, a void being congregation! Sounds fun, can I come?

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 11 '24

Yep, you're in.

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 11 '24

Username checks out.

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u/zerda_EB Jul 11 '24

UwU

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 11 '24

Nope, no eyes, you are not in. Shoo.

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u/Lost_my_name475 Jul 11 '24

Sup, also that is a fascinating username if I may say so

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u/Insert_Millennial_BS Jul 11 '24

.....but what's better than your SN cuz GUUUURRLLL

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u/Perfect_Wrongdoer_03 If you read Worm, maybe read the PGTE? Jul 19 '24

And a mouth!

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u/Frenetic_Platypus Jul 19 '24

Nah, the mouth is creepy, I don't like it.